more reasons why I hate cats

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-15-2007, 04:40 PM

i dont like em, got attacked by one once was gonna beat it to death with a lath / stick but it ran away and i didnt have a stick.

DOGS RULE

**tpilews** · 03-15-2007, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

DOGS RULE

+1

**ATCharming** · 03-15-2007, 04:55 PM

love cats! hate dogs!!

ill post up a picture of my cat sometime tonight. hes such a fat-shit-lazy-slob cat. i love him.

(btw the last time we weighed him he was 25 pounds)

**my5thNewUsernameHere** · 03-15-2007, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by Kmcrlyn

this is the face of a cat who thinks its shit smells like daisies.

**tpilews** · 03-15-2007, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

hes such a fat-shit-lazy-slob cat.

Yet another reason why I hate cats.

**Frankthetank** · 03-15-2007, 07:18 PM

I had one try and get on the back hatch of my car........he jumped pretty high and was fallin so he tried to claw his way up.....its evident.....tons of scratches

**eddierox** · 03-15-2007, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

i dont like em, got attacked by one once was gonna beat it to death with a lath / stick but it ran away and i didnt have a stick.

DOGS RULE

Damn ... Was it like a viscious snarling mountain cat ?

**ATCharming** · 03-15-2007, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by tpilews

Yet another reason why I hate cats.

but i think its funny. so i keep feeding him lol

**Secret Formula** · 03-15-2007, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

but i think its funny. so i keep feeding him lol

change your avatar, it dosent work and its scary.

**hutch1999** · 03-15-2007, 09:17 PM

F cats, I love my german shepherd

**astyles** · 03-15-2007, 09:30 PM

my snow shoe simese is one cool cat......he is a better dog than my dog was....lol

**Carlos01SS** · 03-15-2007, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Kmcrlyn

I gotta say - i'm not a "cat person"... all the cats Ive known thought they were royalty. especially those russian blues. this is the face of a cat who thinks its shit smells like daisies.

Look at him... you know hes thinking "Feed me, peasant" or "Rub me, peasant".

I had a female cat named Riki, she had to have some russian blue, cuz her coat was that flat grey color but she had mid-length hair and EXACTLY the same face and same colored green eyes...

She was my best friend for 12 & 1/2 years, I would LOVE to get me another one like her, maybe even a pure bred Russian Blue, she did think her shit didn't stink either

**0rion** · 03-16-2007, 12:09 AM

I'm not a cat person. I've never killed any but I've kicked the shit out of a couple that may have died at a later date.

**Spaz** · 03-16-2007, 04:36 AM

**Spaz** · 03-16-2007, 04:43 AM

**Tobynine9** · 03-16-2007, 06:02 AM

I've been letting my girlfriend keep one of her cats at my place because he wasn't getting along with her other cat nor her dog.

I'm about 1/2" from taking him out in the backyard and finishing him off with the .22.

He's tried to piss on me four times. He's actually gotten me twice. He'll just walk up to me, rub on my leg all cuddly-like, turn and squeeze. Little sonofabitch.

**SexOnWheels** · 03-16-2007, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by eddierox

actually my cat has been a new addition to the household.
he was just some cat that strolled into the house one day 6 months ago and made himself at home and decided to stick around.

he has some alley cat in him so he's pretty much self sustained and comes with little maintenance.

since we have had an early spring here, lately he's taken to spraying so I've been knocking his azz across the room after rubbing his nose in it.

he's been staying out late and not coming home lately and now there's a female cat that's been hanging around and I suspect some hanky panky.

Thanks for Sharing Eddie. I think we all understand you a wee bit better after this post:

So what you have shared can be recapped as follows.

1) Street cat came, saw, conquered and took over your house.

2) He declared his rule by pissing all over said House.

3) He gets to go out and fornicate all night long

4) You wait at home chatting online after scrubbing/cleaning cat piss waiting for the cat/king to return.

No wonder you are so angry as this feline has taken over your 'rock star' life style while you wait at home using tears to sanitize kitty urine.

**Dax** · 03-16-2007, 07:27 AM

Most cats who spray do it for one of these reasons-

a) they aren't fixed.

b) their litter boxes aren't clean daily.

c) they're fed cheap food and hence develop urinary tract problems.

d) they just don't like you very much.

**eddierox** · 03-16-2007, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

Thanks for Sharing Eddie. I think we all understand you a wee bit better after this post:

So what you have shared can be recapped as follows.

1) Street cat came, saw, conquered and took over your house.

2) He declared his rule by pissing all over said House.

3) He gets to go out and fornicate all night long

4) You wait at home chatting online after scrubbing/cleaning cat piss waiting for the cat/king to return.

No wonder you are so angry as this feline has taken over your 'rock star' life style while you wait at home using tears to sanitize kitty urine.

1. Yes it was a total trip. *Czar* as I call him now, showed up at the back door one day and of course I didn't think much about it. When I opened the door he just waltzed in and proceeded to check out the house. Then just like that he plopped on the floor and started to roll over back and forth on his back like a dog. So I figured he belonged to somebody who owned a dog.
I fed him some ice cream which he liked, then when he was finished, he found a place on the couch for a siesta.
After his siesta he got up and started meowing to be let out.
Later on he came back, so I went to the store to get some cat food and he has stuck around ever since.
So yes, Street cat came, saw, conquered and took over my house would be the absolute accurate assesment.

2. Yes he is a male, so his spraying on large objects in the house in trying to assume his domain gets his azz yelled at by moi in high decibals followed by his azz flying through the air via slingshot back out the backdoor.
Also, he coughs up fur balls from time to time and is kind of gross.

3. Most of the time he meows to get out so I let him out and he stays out all night long. In the morning when he returns for feeding and siesta, he looks like he *swallowed the cat* so I 'm sure this look means he is out romancing lady cats and from time to time I hear a nasty catfight nearby so I 'm convinced he is a delinquent cat.

4. Strangly, he only pees on my stereo equipment, so its easy to scrub and clean.
Thus, I think we have the male dominance sanctum going.
From my perspective, he has learned I'm the dominant male.
However I swear he looks like he is laughing at me when I sniff around my studio monitors for that nasty horrendous smell of male cat pee meant for female cats in heat.

**hutch1999** · 03-16-2007, 08:52 AM

Cats suck, they do nothing. Lets review the life of a cat.

1)wakes up
2)shits/pisses in litter box
3)takes a nap
4)eats food given to them
5)takes another nap
6)shits again
7)takes another nap
8)eats more food
9)sheds hair all over shit
10)takes yet another nap

at least dogs will show loyalty, show affection, and guard your house. You never hear of a cat waking up their owner when his house was being broke into.