**** Da TRAIN!!! ****

[ntimid8r]

no way!!! on the way down you could break through sheets of toilet paper... i'm going to invent an adualt only water park...

there could also be a log ride shaped like a tampon... it would end up in a vagina... and a hand would launch the ride... the water would be dyed red also... and taste lik kool aid...

Not a log ride for the tampon. Have a ride like Superman at Magic Mountain where you get shot out from a stopped position up to 60mph then go straight up to where the superman statue or in this case the vagina is waiting there as gravity sets in and starts the train falling backwards.

[lakmflx]

"and they stole my damned bently!!!"

What really sucks is that i had just finished upgrading 5 months ago...

[ntimid8r]

Why does Bruce Springsteen come to mind," Whoa I'm on fire".

[SSwt00SS]

I believe the beer was screaming...and I will be drinking to night...stay tuned for more entertainment

hahaha, ill see what i can do about being on tonight.

gotten some from your milf honey lately?

[ntimid8r]

What really sucks is that i had just finished upgrading 5 months ago...

I missed it lak, what happened?

[lakmflx]

i need her for the jacuzzi...

Yes you do ... Free bubbles

[ZAPFOOL!!]

hahaha, ill see what i can do about being on tonight.

gotten some from your milf honey lately?

oh heck no..she is long gone....Im no good at sex so they leave quickly

[transamprincess98]

I'm getting fucked in the ass today with no lube

I have deals going to shit cause I can't get the financing done

God damn people and their shitty credit

[ZAPFOOL!!]

Why does Bruce Springsteen come to mind," Whoa I'm on fire".

now thats just

[ntimid8r]

Dude I was this ugly at nineteen!!! Imagine what 22 more years did!!!

C'mon, only chicks fall down the ugly tree and hit each and every branch on the way down.

Guys overcome ugliness with lots of alcohol and raging hormones.

[lakmflx]

I missed it lak, what happened?

Wifey used my truck on mon and tues... well yesterday when i finally drove it found out my stereo equipment got ripped off.. custom sub box, subs, amp but they couldve taken everything but didnt... That still confuses me...

[Spaz]

oh heck no..she is long gone....Im no good at sex so they leave quickly

damn... i get told they can't leave me cause the sex is to good... then they leave me and start calling me every other day asking to come over... fucking crazy bitch X's...

[ntimid8r]

Yes you do ... Free bubbles

The attendant hands you a pair of optional nose plugs. Not for the water rushing up your nose either.

[Spaz]

I'm getting fucked in the ass today with no lube

[ntimid8r]

Wifey used my truck on mon and tues... well yesterday when i finally drove it found out my stereo equipment got ripped off.. custom sub box, subs, amp but they couldve taken everything but didnt... That still confuses me...

That just flat out sucks. Did she even know it got broken into???

[jad628]

C'mon, only chicks fall down the ugly tree and hit each and every branch on the way down.

Guys overcome ugliness with lots of alcohol and raging hormones.

You do see me sitting at the bottom of a pretty good sized tree in that photo don't you?

It was a species known as "ugly ass-is redneckus"

[ntimid8r]

I'm getting fucked in the ass today with no lube

I have deals going to shit cause I can't get the financing done

God damn people and their shitty credit

Damn those lower tier credit people.

[transamprincess98]

Spaz

[lakmflx]

damn... i get told they can't leave me cause the sex is to good... then they leave me and start calling me every other day asking to come over... fucking crazy bitch X's...

To this day i dont understand that either...

[ntimid8r]

now thats just

Are you drinking heavily right now??? Cause I hope you're not claiming Bruce Springsteen is ghey.