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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    i have a great idea for a water park....

    a log ride that comes out of a giant butt that ends up in a toilet bowl... the log would look like a poop and have corn on it...
    Yeah but TAP would stand next to giant butthole and continually pee back into it. Customers would get upset and a lawsuit would be sure to follow. Best to just not do it Spaz. Good idea though. Damn TAP ruined it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    the girl peed on him...

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    Got an estimate of what i would cost me to replace everything that was stolen ... 1682 but i did some upgrades.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSwt00SS View Post
    how much of that was the beer talkin, ZAP?
    I believe the beer was screaming...and I will be drinking to night...stay tuned for more entertainment

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    jad, 40s are the new 30's man. George CLooney in the hizzie!
    Can't say enough good for them guys in their 40's.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lakmflx View Post
    Zap i had gotten an alert way back for quoting something someone else said. When i questioned it with the MOD, iwas told that since i quoted him i basically agreed. Not a big deal it will go away just behave (even though its hard sometimes)
    you kidding...Im proud of that thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by ntimid8r View Post
    Yeah but TAP would stand next to giant butthole and continually pee back into it. Customers would get upset and a lawsuit would be sure to follow. Best to just not do it Spaz. Good idea though. Damn TAP ruined it.
    Or with her constant flatulence she would end up leaving the water all stinky

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    I believe the beer was screaming...and I will be drinking to night...stay tuned for more entertainment
    Zap, the beer is to help put the flames out. Not use it with a touch of napalm to incinerate the boards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    you kidding...Im proud of that thing
    Nope... had the tatoo for 180 days (i think it was)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ntimid8r View Post
    Yeah but TAP would stand next to giant butthole and continually pee back into it. Customers would get upset and a lawsuit would be sure to follow. Best to just not do it Spaz. Good idea though. Damn TAP ruined it.
    no way!!! on the way down you could break through sheets of toilet paper... i'm going to invent an adualt only water park...

    there could also be a log ride shaped like a tampon... it would end up in a vagina... and a hand would launch the ride... the water would be dyed red also... and taste lik kool aid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ntimid8r View Post
    Zap, the beer is to help put the flames out. Not use it with a touch of napalm to incinerate the boards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakmflx View Post
    Or with her constant flatulence she would end up leaving the water all stinky


    Those aren't lilly pads in the water. Run for your lives.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    Ha!!! Portal's down at work!
    Free roam!

    BTW John weather is getting really really bad here... might end up your way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    no way!!! on the way down you could break through sheets of toilet paper... i'm going to invent an adualt only water park...

    there could also be a log ride shaped like a tampon... it would end up in a vagina... and a hand would launch the ride... the water would be dyed red also... and taste lik kool aid...

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    Can't say enough good for them guys in their 40's.

    Dude I was this ugly at nineteen!!! Imagine what 22 more years did!!!
    Last edited by jad628; 03-05-2007 at 10:14 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakmflx View Post
    Got an estimate of what i would cost me to replace everything that was stolen ... 1682 but i did some upgrades.
    "and they stole my damned bently!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakmflx View Post
    Or with her constant flatulence she would end up leaving the water all stinky
    i need her for the jacuzzi...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakmflx View Post
    Free roam!

    BTW John weather is getting really really bad here... might end up your way.

    Yeah, it's coming. I drove the truck today. Last time, I had to foard a foot of water in the Z28. Not tonight!!!

    Hunker down there!!!

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