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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    The best is to tuck yourself in a sleeping bag and slide down them as fast as you can into the metal door
    i used to do that but not in to a metal door... after i put a hole in the wall and broke out 2 studs i wasn't allowed to do it again...
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    Btw, Miss Mayo, you have no clue why I got implants so you might want to give up the psychoanalysis and go back to answering phones at the dealership.
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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    You want my cum on your chin???
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    oUCH holy fuckin shit bag. I just burned my god damn tongue
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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    You want my cum on your chin???
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    im really sorry that u need to make ur miserable life seem worth while by makin nasty comments over the internet.. Sorry u didn't get to completely enjoy being a whore cuz u started popping kids out a what 16 and now the only time you get to enjoy your self is when u leave them alone to paly in their shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie View Post
    Btw, Miss Mayo, you have no clue why I got implants so you might want to give up the psychoanalysis and go back to answering phones at the dealership.
    You got them to be like Barbie

    I want them too
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    Me and my buddy chris just went to lunch and he wore my full faced racing helmet all over town! Some guy said "damn that dude must drive like hell for you to be wearing a helmet"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    she didnt start with you
    no she mad a stupid little fat joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Whipped cream and caramel are better to make a mess with
    Ive heard this story..although it was told to me at about 90 miles per hour
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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyRocks View Post
    im really sorry that u need to make ur miserable life seem worth while by makin nasty comments over the internet.. Sorry u didn't get to completely enjoy being a whore cuz u started popping kids out a what 16 and now the only time you get to enjoy your self is when u leave them alone to paly in their shit.


    Edit*

    It's got nothing to do with the kid being alone or not. My 2yr old daughter does the same thing, when she does her business she takes off her diaper and just leaves it there. She knows when she has to go to the bathroom and tells us what she has to do but she is SCARED to death of the toilet. If she would even look at it she freaks out.
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    I like to gargle
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    before sex rub lemon juice on your fingers and hands... play with her genitalia a bit before you start to oke: her... if she says it burns... get the fuck away from her because she has herpies...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4 View Post
    Me and my buddy chris just went to lunch and he wore my full faced racing helmet all over town! Some guy said "damn that dude must drive like hell for you to be wearing a helmet"
    I did it to be an ass. You have to get boxing gloves for the full effect
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    Ive heard this story..although it was told to me at about 90 miles per hour
    I don't talk that fast
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie View Post
    Btw, Miss Mayo, you have no clue why I got implants so you might want to give up the psychoanalysis and go back to answering phones at the dealership.
    funny i dont answer phones haha ive prob accomplished more in my short life than u'll ever...
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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I like to gargle
    Say WHUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    Spaz's tip of the day...
    You only like to stick the tip in? That is kinda a waste
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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I did it to be an ass. You have to get boxing gloves for the full effect
    HEHE bet that shit was fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    Spaz's tip of the day...

    before sex rub lemon juice on your fingers and hands... play with her genitalia a bit before you start to oke: her... if she says it burns... get the fuck away from her because she has herpies...
    Ok Spaz....how many times have you done this?????lolol
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