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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Black Trans-Am View Post
    You could do a tap move and pee on him.
    I peed on him, in him, then pissed him off

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    That sir is not clean up. That is swallowing. Clean up would be the after play time shower. That is not until morning or I am satisified
    The other night I actually got a whole new meaning to clean up time. What a freak

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    That sir is not clean up. That is swallowing. Clean up would be the after play time shower. That is not until morning or I am satisified
    I call it cleaning up after yourself....... either way, you know what I meant... COCHINA !!

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    I like to gargle

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    Quote Originally Posted by SleeperC5 View Post
    I call it cleaning up after yourself....... either way, you know what I meant... COCHINA !!
    I am not a kitchen

    or is that cocienda? or something close. I can't fucking remember damn it

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    Where is my ghetto translator service? TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get you mesican ass in here

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I like to gargle
    i htink i just threw up in my mouth a little...

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I like to gargle
    don't play with yuor food TAP, just chew and swallow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Where is my ghetto translator service? TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get you mesican ass in here
    IF you really want to know I can find out for you. I am dating a mexican.

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    If you need to chew it there is something WAY wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by zbizkit View Post
    IF you really want to know I can find out for you. I am dating a mexican.
    Not really, but thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    The one comment was about Crappyoke and the other well you went to bed before I said it
    some one find them for me... damn it... i suck at that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    If you need to chew it there is something WAY wrong
    nah, just a really thick load...lol

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    I need to pee. Spaz bend over

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Maybe I should date and marry Spaz







    Then kill him for the insurance
    i'll fart in your mouth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    i'll fart in your mouth...
    Only if you are worth enough money will I allow it for a short period of time. Then I get to kill you

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    I am so tempted to send a mean text message to someone

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    My ex BF did agree to marry me, have a kid, then let me kill him for the insurance and social security. I did have this all planned out. I said he was allowed to bend me over until he died. I'd make sure that was only about 10 months or so

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    Bad part is he won't let me do it now cause he thinks I would really kill him. I was serious about killing him the first time I said it

    He is also affraid to see me cause he doesn't want me to punch him in the face again

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    Yes I have punched him in the face a couple of times before

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