You know you drive an F-body when...

[440 rwhp trans am]

You know you drive an F-body when...


1) It takes you 8 hrs to change the spark plugs

2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power

3) When you have to buy tires every year

4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle

5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an indycar

6) When you're trying to sneak out the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home....

7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes

8) You can spot another fbody or vette from a half mile by the daytime lights

9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.

10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while lookin at them like "yea... you know you're impressed"

11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off

12) When you refuse to put on a front liscense plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie

13) When you meet total strangers that have the same intrest and act like old friends from high school..

14) Mullet is your hairstyle of choice

15) When you are always looking for more traction

16) When old people shake their fist at you.

17) When old guys give you a thumbs up

18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads

19) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was

20) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it

21) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod

22) When you tell people not to lean on your car

23) When you dont mind people staring at your car

24) You drive passed an alll glass building and just look at your cars reflection

25) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible

26) If someone says "strange", you dont think about it being wierd. you think rear ends

[Mr. Luos]

1. Nope
2. Not anymore.
3.
4. Hell yeah
5. Naw
6. If I had to sneak
7.
8.
9. Big
10. Nope
11. Sidestreets
12. Bowtie??
13. Please repeat the question Alex
14. Fucking right
15.
16. Old people hate me
17. Rare...but known to happen
18. Not too bad
19.
20.
21. Not anymore
22. Who doesn't?
23. Who doesn't?
24. Who doesn't?
25. Out of state a couple times
26. Moser

[86 IROC-Z]

When your window motors break twice a year.

[Y2KPewterSS]

1. No
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. No
7.
8.
9.
10. No
11. Sonic
12. No
13.
14. NO
15.
16. I am old
17. See 16
18.
19.
20.
21. No
22.
23.
24. guilty
25.
26. Moser

[Speedy_Gonzales]

1) It takes you 8 hrs to change the spark plugs- Not changed them yet

2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power- I dont jerk it around

3) When you have to buy tires every year- only smoked my new tires once

4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle- lol many times

5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an indycar- good idea

6) When you're trying to sneak out the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home....
to old here

7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes- yep

8) You can spot another fbody or vette from a half mile by the daytime lights
yep

9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.- yep

10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while lookin at them like "yea... you know you're impressed"- very fun to do

11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off- no

12) When you refuse to put on a front liscense plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie- does not apply in ga

13) When you meet total strangers that have the same intrest and act like old friends from high school.. -yep

14) Mullet is your hairstyle of choice-no

15) When you are always looking for more traction-no

16) When old people shake their fist at you.- scared hit their brakes when i pass

17) When old guys give you a thumbs up- yep

18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads- yep

19) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was- yep

20) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it- yep

21) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod- keeping it stock

22) When you tell people not to lean on your car- yep

23) When you dont mind people staring at your car- yep

24) You drive passed an alll glass building and just look at your cars reflection- yep

25) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible- sometimes

26) If someone says "strange", you dont think about it being wierd. you think rear ends-no

[Hurley711]

27. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is
28. You replace your pop up headlight motors twice a year

[Speedy_Gonzales]

29. Instead of trying to beat the redlight, you hope it stops you so u can race from the dig

[Mr. Luos]

27. What tick??
28. 8 years old and stock.
29. Damn skippy.

[JonB]

all so true except the mullet part.

[NHRAMAN]

all so true except the mullet part.

NOTHING WRONG WITH MULLETS....I see they just came INTO style in the Midwest there....

[irishpenguin13]

when you have to save a years salary for an opti spark and water pump

[bsteff]

30. When a conversation starter becomes "So what have you done to her?".

[third_shift|studios]

honestly, i have experience everything except the mullet and the old person/fist thing....everything else is DEAD on accurate!!!!

[chickenZ28]

when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape

[transamprincess98]

31. When you have a "Loud Mouth" and you are not referring to your piehole.
32. You twitch the second you hear any plastic cruching cause you are reminded of your air dam
33. This is mostly for 3rd gen owners- You know the proper way to repair a droopy headliner
34. For 2nd gen and 3rd gen owners mostly- You have replaced more weather stripping on the car then it came with from the factory - Damn leaky hatch, t tops and windows

[supadavez28]

Nice..... All but the mullet thing...... to think some of those things i thought was just me..

[my5thNewUsernameHere]

#4 best descibes my f-body habits...

4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle- lol many times

[joerockhead]

Replies to the ones I care about -

QUOTE=440 rwhp trans am:
4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle
Yeah, So?

7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes
Thus a shitty stereo that seldom is turned on

12) When you refuse to put on a front liscense plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie
NO, the tag is just plain ugly

18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads
And it still scratchs

22) When you tell people not to lean on your car
Tell? No YELL!


Hell, I have owned my Camaro for longer than many of you have been living!

[Kjz99z28]

when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape

I do that every time!!!!

[tater_salad]

You think the sauce should be called Heinz 5.7