*** The TRAIN ***

[lakmflx]

Ladies and Gents my gas fumes have hit central NJ now

[transamprincess98]

For some reason I can picture Spaz reading that comment, drooling then screaming WAHOO!!! across the court room

[lakmflx]

How much longer must you (and us) endure your current avatar?

We might see a different avatar next week since he is most likely to bet BBB again. Last i read he didnt make up his mind.

[transamprincess98]

Kage may is well start wearing a dress and bending over

[transamprincess98]

I think I should go get lunch

[lakmflx]

[jad628]

We might see a different next week since he is most likely to bet BBB again. Last i read he didnt make up his mind.

Every time I see it I get reminded of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I was at a small theater with some of the wife's friends some years ago and the "T/V" guy/actor sat on my lap in the theater!!! He asked was it a gun in my pocket or was I just glad to see him. I told him it WAS a gun and to get the hell off of me unless he wanted everyone to hear it!!! He got up, but I still have nightmares.

[SSwt00SS]

[Spaz]

Spaz can't play with me cause he's in court right now

i'm back... you made me laugh in the middle of my hearing...

[Spaz]

i'm back... you made me laugh in the middle of my hearing...

i had to show the judge the reason why i was laughing... he started laughing... that god i know the judge (my friends dad)

[ZAPFOOL!!]

i had to show the judge the reason why i was laughing... he started laughing... that god i know the judge (my friends dad)

thats great stuff

[jad628]

Pretty decent joke:

*Purina Diet*

I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog food at Wal-Mart and was in line
to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Realizing I was
faced with one of "those" people, I told her that no, I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in
the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete and very tasty and crunchy, so I was going to try
it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door

[transamprincess98]

I made everyone especially Spaz's day a little bettter

[transamprincess98]

Spaz did it get you out of some of the fines?

[ShelbySS]

Hey Emily.....remember the comment I made about diet soda? Well here ya go....

1. Soda.
An average can of soda has 10 teaspoons of sugar, 150 calories, 30 to 55 mg of caffeine, artificial food colors and sulphites. Diet sodas have the even-more-unhealthy artificial sweeteners. A major part of the problem is that sodas have become a staple in many people's diets. A study in the journal Pediatrics found that 56 percent to 85 percent of children consume at least one soft drink a day, and 20 percent of adolescent males drink four or more sodas a day.

[Spaz]

Spaz did it get you out of some of the fines?

all of them...

[transamprincess98]

[Spaz]

i'm so behind in my work now...

[ZAPFOOL!!]

Hey Emily.....remember the comment I made about diet soda? Well here ya go....

1. Soda.
An average can of soda has 10 teaspoons of sugar, 150 calories, 30 to 55 mg of caffeine, artificial food colors and sulphites. Diet sodas have the even-more-unhealthy artificial sweeteners. A major part of the problem is that sodas have become a staple in many people's diets. A study in the journal Pediatrics found that 56 percent to 85 percent of children consume at least one soft drink a day, and 20 percent of adolescent males drink four or more sodas a day.

Ive had one Coke in 07

[transamprincess98]

Wait a sec..... the judge doesn;t want videos or proof of said shower babies?