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Thread: OK I'm having a really bad day
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12-21-2006, 02:04 PM #1
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OK I'm having a really bad day
Half asleep at 4:30 this morning from being up all night with my youngest daughters 9 week old Golden Retriever puppy (she spent the night at a girlfriends house)....go to feed the goats.....one of em turns around quick and hooks his horn right square in my left nut. Dropped me like a sack of dirt.
Just got out of the shower and phone is ringing...lawyer telling me he just emailed me a draft of a contract I have been waiting on.....I have a towel around me and go to the PC to forward the contract draft to another guy so we can get this thing done.....puppy is chewing and pulling on the towel and pulls it off and takes off....I don't care as just me and Mama home....wife walks in and I'm nekkid typing away on the PC....I go to work....she tells entire office I'm nekkid typing on the PC....and need a break....entire office has fun with my big ass all day wanting to know if its clothing optional day or not....
Come home....dumbass yard guy has backed his POS truck into barn door and bent the shit out of it....I cuss his dumbass out in limited Mexican Cussing language I know....he has no money so that will cost me $500 bucks.....dipshit.....
My jeweler calls and sez Mama Christmas earrings are all finished and I can come pick em up. Great I sez....I worked with him to custom make Mama some earrings. How much I owe you man? sez I. $7800 bucks sez he. Well fuck me in the eyeball. I gotta start asking folks how much shit is I guess before I say make it....oh well...I don't care....
So what did I learn today. Fuck goats and let them sumsbiatches starve...you walk funny when your left nut is three time bigger than your right nut....dont type on your PC nekkid....there is only one lady at the office I would like to see nekkid....Mexicans cannot fucking back up for shit.....and I can go spend some cash on my cars now cuz Mama is bought off for the next few weeks....
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12-21-2006, 02:28 PM #2
now you're not gonna get those ear rings are you?
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12-21-2006, 02:57 PM #3
Listen to that song "bad day"...maybe that will help
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12-21-2006, 04:21 PM #4
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12-21-2006, 04:28 PM #5
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merry christmas sarge!
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12-21-2006, 04:49 PM #6
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12-21-2006, 04:56 PM #7
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Come dude, it could have been alot worse.
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12-21-2006, 07:03 PM #8
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12-21-2006, 07:40 PM #9
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actually you are having a great day because you can afford the $500 to fix the door and not even care about giong after him for it, and you can afford 7800 for ear rings.
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12-21-2006, 07:42 PM #10
every day is a good day, dont believe me? try missing one some time.
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12-21-2006, 07:44 PM #11
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damn
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12-21-2006, 07:45 PM #12
that being said... <nelson> HaHAW </nelson>
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12-21-2006, 07:58 PM #13
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Nice rant, Sarge. Very colorful.
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12-21-2006, 10:03 PM #14
wow........if a bought my wife those earings i may never get her off me! lol
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12-21-2006, 10:25 PM #15
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12-22-2006, 01:48 AM #16
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I had this long post written up about my bad day, but it really doesnt compare to yours Sarge. I really feel sorry for your left nut, and I think you should the goat..
Good luck...
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12-22-2006, 05:32 AM #17
Sarge you almost made me pee myself
Sorry bout your bad day, but you just made my day a little better
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12-22-2006, 08:54 AM #18
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12-22-2006, 08:58 AM #19
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12-22-2006, 10:50 AM #20
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Money don't mean shit fella's...you get it and spend it. Then one day you got more than you can spend and it ain't fun no more. Just money.
And no Kage....Oprah is still at the body shop. Just a cluster fuck of parts coming in and being wrong and waiting on new parts etc. But we are really close......first of the year we'll be back on the road. I've been working on the Vette lately to tide me over. She is a fun lil car.....This is my signature. It is mine. Nobody else has one like it.
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