american airlines flight grounded due to some lady farting.

[StangKiller615]

I don't remember my wife flying anywhere

They landed because they smelt something burning.

[86 IROC-Z]

the real question is where would this put the lady in our poll.

A lady on a plane next to you just cuts a big fart do you?

1. Pretend it didn't happen
2. Laugh and make a scene so that no one thinks it was you.
3. Start a fart contest with her
4. Light a match and risk national security and involve the FBI.
5. High five and then punch her in the face

I choose 6. Dropkick her in the face for being so stupid as to even bring matches on a plane. People like her is the reason you can't even bring travel sized shampoo on board planes.

[Spaz]

I choose 6. Dropkick her in the face for being so stupid as to even bring matches on a plane. People like her is the reason you can't even bring travel sized shampoo on board planes.

option 7... whaft the stench in to my nose.. grade it between 1 and 10... then fire off my own rounds and see if i can beat hers...

[The Answer]

Option 8: Hold the lighter close to my face then light off the stench as it approached my nose so I can look like sexOnWheels avatar ...

[SexOnWheels]

Option 8: Hold the lighter close to my face then light off the stench as it approached my nose so I can look like sexOnWheels avatar ...

But if you did then we would have to call you Buffalo Bill instead of just BillyT?!?

[The Answer]

But if you did then we would have to call you Buffalo Bill instead of just BillyT?!?

Excuse me, my avatar is what I look like after Option 8 ...

[SexOnWheels]

Maybe it should be Barbeque Bill instead of BillyT after option 8 then?

I dunno....

[The Answer]

Maybe it should be Barbeque Bill instead of BillyT after option 8 then?

I dunno....

On closer examination of my avatar you'll notice it's the Raiders Darth Vaders Raiders Nation Ugly Creatures known as The World Most Notorious Fans on the Planet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raider_Nation

Sorry the BBQ head is option 8