View Poll Results: if you're on a date with a hot chick and she farts... what do you do...

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  • ignore it...

    40 31.25%
  • high five...

    40 31.25%
  • get the hell away from her...

    11 8.59%
  • defend your territory by farting back if you can...

    33 25.78%
  • tell her her voice changed but her breath still smells the same...

    13 10.16%
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    O U 8 1 2 Spaz's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    I am sure she would be embarrassed so I voted to ignore it and let her make the second move as she already let out the first move, lol!
    no way!!! what if she laughed about it?

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    it depends on how the fart sounded.

    if it was mostly silent, her asshole must be stretched, and she takes it up the ass.

    anal sex is vital for a good relationship.

    another words, ill bend over the bitch and ram the shitter until i nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Spiral View Post
    it depends on how the fart sounded.

    if it was mostly silent, her asshole must be stretched, and she takes it up the ass.

    anal sex is vital for a good relationship.

    another words, ill bend over the bitch and ram the shitter until i nut.



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    Borat says:
    High Five!

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    Hell I'd shit right back and show her how it's done, we eat lot's of Pinto Beans here in East Tennessee

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    A good day is when I can trap Packy in the "dutch oven".

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    I guess a lesson for her would be to get her in bed and fart on her face, then dump her

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    Quote Originally Posted by djvaly View Post
    I guess a lesson for her would be to get her in bed and fart on her face, then dump her
    or dump on her?

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    either or, or do a shity fart, explosive juice, and then tell her it's over.

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    I think I'd be a little embarrassed if it was a first date and I barely knew the guy beforehand, but if it was someone I've known for a bit and decided to step up and try a date with them... OH BOY!
    I'd hope for a high five and then him try to beat me

    I can hock a loogey and burp with the best of them, but farting isn't my area of expertise

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    what if she does an SBD .. Silent But Deadly ..


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    i would say her voice changed but her mouth still stinks,, then shove my winner up her nose

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    up her nose huh?

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    so she can smell my mustard...

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    i guess it would depend if she farted on my tounge or not

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    Chics fart???

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn View Post
    Chics fart???
    hell yes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KageSS View Post
    Yes they do, but their farts don't smell.
    That is a LIE I know some chicks that can clear a ball room

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    That is a LIE I know some chicks that can clear a ball room

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    That is a LIE I know some chicks that can clear a ball room
    hahaa yea...probably you!

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