for you Jessica Simpson fans

**apache** · 07-27-2006, 08:03 PM

Who here is really annoyed by her sister Ashley Simpson? I can't stand her. She has got to be one of the most talentless hacks in the music biz. Other than having a sister like Jessica, I simply cannot understand how she catapulted to fame. Just looking at her gets on my nerves.

**KyleLs1** · 07-27-2006, 08:08 PM

^^i'd throw a sandwich at her if i saw her walking down the street

**illcul8troffcr** · 07-27-2006, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by apache

Who here is really annoyed by her sister Ashley Simpson? I can't stand her. She has got to be one of the most talentless hacks in the music biz. Other than having a sister like Jessica, I simply cannot understand how she catapulted to fame. Just looking at her gets on my nerves.

She rode on her sisters sot tail to stardom... she was ugly had a fuckedup ass nose.. sang like a cat getting raped by a great dane.. her sisters ugly too . Jessica.. you take that bra off and her tits hang to her belly button .. for her age her saggage is disgusting.. she has the tits of a 50 yr old woman..

Ashley simpson with her nose job .. i have to admit shes fuckin hot .. but shes like all of you said worthless..

Its like having a Camaro SS or WS6.. and for an engine we have a 4 cylinder v6.. its just worthless

**KyleLs1** · 07-28-2006, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by illcul8troffcr

She rode on her sisters sot tail to stardom... she was ugly had a fuckedup ass nose.. sang like a cat getting raped by a great dane.

no talent, obviously can't sing live (SNL incedent)
computer editing can only do so much for someones voice and she still sounded like shit.

it is a toss up between her and paris hilton who is the most talent-less nobody who just happens to be in the spotlight because of their family.

at least Paris Hilton was decent enough to get fucked on film... what has Ashlee done for us?

**TMF** · 07-28-2006, 12:11 PM

Does nothin for me, just look at those floppers

**nikos95** · 07-28-2006, 12:14 PM

Ugh.. The most annoying woman I can imagine... Not even that cute.. I mean she isn't an eye sore, but I have seen soo much better out of plenty more intelligent half as annoying women..

**FuxOnTheFirstDate** · 07-28-2006, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

I'd suck the blood clots out of her tampon.

I'd rather lick a dead, rotting deer carcass than put my mouth on a live woman's used tampon. IME, that is the worst smell I've ever smelled. Nothing like getting a little happy with your girl down there and then she tells you she is on the rag after you get a real good sniff first.

**Blitzed** · 07-28-2006, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by FuxOnTheFirstDate

I'd rather lick a dead, rotting deer carcass than put my mouth on a live woman's used tampon. IME, that is the worst smell I've ever smelled. Nothing like getting a little happy with your girl down there and then she tells you she is on the rag after you get a real good sniff first.

this man speaks truth!

**KyleLs1** · 07-28-2006, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by FuxOnTheFirstDate

I'd rather lick a dead, rotting deer carcass than put my mouth on a live woman's used tampon. IME, that is the worst smell I've ever smelled. Nothing like getting a little happy with your girl down there and then she tells you she is on the rag after you get a real good sniff first.

so you didn't go down there and earn your red wings??

lol

**Hurley711** · 07-29-2006, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie

What's she running from?

Modulistic is chasing her trying to talk politics

**Tom 06 GTO** · 07-29-2006, 02:31 PM

Hottie, hottie, hottie!!!!

By the way, she's running to... not away... to me! In my dreams.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 07-29-2006, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Hurley711

Modulistic is chasing her trying to talk politics

thats first prize right there.. lol

**Ice Spiral** · 07-29-2006, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by FuxOnTheFirstDate

I'd rather lick a dead, rotting deer carcass than put my mouth on a live woman's used tampon. IME, that is the worst smell I've ever smelled. Nothing like getting a little happy with your girl down there and then she tells you she is on the rag after you get a real good sniff first.

jesus, that is FUCKING NASTY.