Funniest thing you've heard on LS1.com

**Modulistic** · 06-17-2006, 03:46 PM

biglierus, youre not fooling anyone here, we all know youve never had human to human sexual contact. I mean, look at your subtitle.

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**Sassy Cassie** · 06-17-2006, 04:00 PM

The story about the guy that "Rip started the lawnmower"! It was about 4-5 years ago when he posted it!

**Bigrus** · 06-17-2006, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Modulistic

biglierus, youre not fooling anyone here, we all know youve never had human to human sexual contact. I mean, look at your subtitle.
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Oh i see on here im nothing to you but in real life im the best man yogurt you have ever tasted. Well i guess im gonna have to put you on a diet

No more role playing either "President Bush"

**oneBADDz** · 06-17-2006, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie

The story about the guy that "Rip started the lawnmower"! It was about 4-5 years ago when he posted it!

enlighten us young'ns

**Sassy Cassie** · 06-17-2006, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by oneBADDz

enlighten us young'ns

Something about the dude's girlfriend and anal beads....

**Darius** · 06-17-2006, 08:13 PM

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from uni, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself? I just don't know what to do. Rust can be a bad thing.

**Mr. Luos** · 06-17-2006, 08:21 PM

Old.

Cooter Kick!

**gettin sideways** · 06-17-2006, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Darius

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from uni, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself? I just don't know what to do. Rust can be a bad thing.

wow, thats just, wow

**Hi-Po** · 06-17-2006, 10:00 PM

thats pretty good.

**CaptainCaveMan** · 06-18-2006, 04:27 AM

Does anyone here remember the guy that put a big swimming pool up in his dormroom? This was around 2001-2002. I remember that one has some good quotes in it.

**third_shift|studios** · 06-18-2006, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by gettin sideways

wow, thats just, wow

hell yeah! that was funny as fuck!

**Shorgasm** · 06-18-2006, 01:03 PM

How about a supercharged maurader?.....even with pics this nitwit posted that clearly busted him he still tried to babble his way out of it..awesome stuff.

**Hi-Po** · 06-20-2006, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by dipherentdesign

True OR False: once you FORGOT what order you were in and proceeded to blow AFTER wiping. [people who caught themselves in mid-travel before "scatting" still count as a "TRUE"]

cant decide if its sad or funny. Funny i guess.
I think we should all send dip. one sqaure of TP each. I cant stand to see a guy live like this.

**01blkformula** · 12-06-2006, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by z_driver1
Once you fill up your mind with real information, does it push common sense out of the way to make room for factual knowledge? Most geniuses seem to be total morons when it comes to appying their knowledge to the real world. My roommate in college was the smartest guy I have ever met, yet he was as simply minded as could be -explain it?

Yes. I sometimes forget i have to aim when i pee. It is hard being all-knowing.

**oneBADDz** · 12-06-2006, 03:57 PM

Back from the dead!!!!! I know we have some hillarious new members, it's time to post it up for all to enjoy, don't quote yourselves hoes, if someone else doesn't think it's worth quoting, you suck.