Pooping at Work

**98TransAmWs-6** · 12-19-2012, 07:33 PM

I disinfect the toilet seat or I won't go unless I absolutely have to. I wipe it down with hand Sanitizer.

***SMWS6TA*** · 12-19-2012, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Do a turn in the military and you'll learn to poop at any time, in any place and from any position...

I'm sure there are other former military (especially combat arms types) that will back me up on this.

BTW, sometimes I wish my chair at work was like dudes couch in Idiocracy so I wouldn't have to get up and move to get up and go.

^

Only on LS1 can I learn about other ppl's bowel movements......

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 12-19-2012, 09:20 PM

I'm on the road for work but when I stop to shit if someone sits in the stall next to me I tense up a bit. I can still drop one but it takes longer and there's pushing involved

**Guerrillakilla13** · 12-19-2012, 10:23 PM

geez I can barely go when i'm on vacation, in the hotel room nonetheless X(

**SouthernBornThriller** · 12-19-2012, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Do a turn in the military and you'll learn to poop at any time, in any place and from any position...

I'm sure there are other former military (especially combat arms types) that will back me up on this.

BTW, sometimes I wish my chair at work was like dudes couch in Idiocracy so I wouldn't have to get up and move to get up and go.

Last July, while I was in Afghan, I got so sick off of some food the local police gave us that the next morning I was outside with no pants, on all fours, straddling a ditch, projectile vomiting...and projectile shitting at exactly the same time. This lasted for several hours until I had to be medivaced for severe dehydration (it was around 110 degrees...at 9am). I looked like a giant sprinkler attached to a septic tank..

So yeah, I'd say I've shit at work before..

**5.0THIS** · 12-20-2012, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller

Last July, while I was in Afghan, I got so sick off of some food the local police gave us that the next morning I was outside with no pants, on all fours, straddling a ditch, projectile vomiting...and projectile shitting at exactly the same time. This lasted for several hours until I had to be medivaced for severe dehydration (it was around 110 degrees...at 9am). I looked like a giant sprinkler attached to a septic tank..

So yeah, I'd say I've shit at work before..

I'll take "things you'll never see on a recruiting poster" for 1000$ alex.

I dont usually shit at work unless it's an emergency. And alot of times my body gets all weird about it while on vacation too. I do typically have to take a nervous shit at the airport before a flight though. Good to always have the travel size cottonelle fresh wipes when I travel.

**0rion** · 12-20-2012, 03:47 AM

Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller

Last July, while I was in Afghan, I got so sick off of some food the local police gave us that the next morning I was outside with no pants, on all fours, straddling a ditch, projectile vomiting...and projectile shitting at exactly the same time. This lasted for several hours until I had to be medivaced for severe dehydration (it was around 110 degrees...at 9am). I looked like a giant sprinkler attached to a septic tank..

So yeah, I'd say I've shit at work before..

in case you weren't already aware I took the liberty of highlighting the main issue here.......

**transamtom** · 12-20-2012, 04:12 AM

This thread stinks

**wicked1** · 12-20-2012, 04:15 AM

Yep, Dont remember where I was but I remeber being somewhere, where there was 20 toilets in a row. No doors, no walls, no privacy of any kind. Didnt have a whole lotta choice.

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Do a turn in the military and you'll learn to poop at any time, in any place and from any position...

I'm sure there are other former military (especially combat arms types) that will back me up on this.

BTW, sometimes I wish my chair at work was like dudes couch in Idiocracy so I wouldn't have to get up and move to get up and go.

**CJREX** · 12-20-2012, 04:38 AM

Originally Posted by wicked1

Yep, Dont remember where I was but I remeber being somewhere, where there was 20 toilets in a row. No doors, no walls, no privacy of any kind. Didnt have a whole lotta choice.

I spent 1 week at Fort Stewart Army base in Savannah (I was in the Air Force) and that's the way the toilets were in the barracks.

Being Air Force, we said "Oh Hell No" and went to a hotel.

**kenro23** · 12-20-2012, 05:56 AM

FYI...I am droppin one now with a guy I work with, who is from Argentina, n the stall next to me and we r havin a full blown conversation.

**jrbonds** · 12-20-2012, 06:07 AM

Originally Posted by SMWS6TA

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Only on LS1 can I learn about other ppl's bowel movements......

BUT its sooooo great for a laugh every time you open this thread.

**tnthub** · 12-20-2012, 06:10 AM

I grew up in the "old days" when we all just did whatever was necessary and nobody talked about it. I also spent three years at a boarding school where the toilets were directly across from the showers and there were no doors on the toilets and no curtains for the showers. You get used to bodily functions pretty quick in that type of environment. I also spend a decade on construction crews, and the last time I was at Carlsbad (six months before they closed the drag strip) I noticed the old gang style communal urinals that I saw frequently when I was a kid.

I have no desire to see what other people do when relieving themselves, but I do think we have become too uptight as a society in regards to bodily functions. The bottom line is we all do basically the same stuff in a similar manner with the only real difference being crumple or fold.