weirdest thing you found in a car

[CJREX]

Did he sniff it like the previous tech?

[cobra259]

One on the dealerships I used to work at, we had one one the office girls car in for a oil change,the tech who was working on it comes up to the parts counter and says hey look what I found in her car.........I go to take a look it was the Biggest dildo i've ever seen, had to be a over a foot. For LONG time after that, we would die laughing when ever she would walk bye! That was like 20 years ago,I can still remember her nickname, boney monronie. Tall skinny ugly blonde!

[bouigha123]

Did he sniff it like the previous tech?

hahaha no but his face was priceless, like look what we got here

[ls1camino]

Friend of mine just bought a GTP from South Philly. This car is a giant POS, but he got it for $500, so whatever.

Anyway, we were pulling the fender off the driver's side because it needed to be replaced due to damage. While we were pulling it off, one of those Hide-A-Key things fell to the ground. He was all excited, cause now he had a spare key. He opened it and found a bag of Heroin and a few rocks of cocaine.

[GTP231]

Car just paid for itself

[allbaugh_04]

A few years back I was the assistant manager of a body shop. Over a weekend, an 8,000 mile Lincoln MKX was towed in. It was caked in cement. Apparently the owner drove through some construction that Saturday night and hit a sign and lost control sending his car into patch of wet cement. He tried to get out of it which caked the entire underbody of his car in the wet cement.

That monday I got a call from the owner stating that he had a .44 Magnum in the back of the car in a sock. I go out to the car to find this massive gun with a huge scope on it. (BTW, I know nothing about guns.) It wasn't loaded but it was a hell of a find!

The car ended being totalled because the insurance company wanted to replace every part that had cement on it with brand new parts since it had such low miles. Including the entire powertrain (engine, trans, transfer case, front and rear diffs,) among other things.

Did you keep it?

[Red97GTP]

Nope, the owner wanted it back. I don't blame him, it looked VERY expensive!!

[Cutlass]

I found a pot pipe under the back seat of a car in the junkyard.
Also found business cards and pamphlets from Florida business in my '88 Cutlass. Funny thing was I live in Wisconsin and bought the car in South Dakota. That car has been around the US, huh?

[stang5_o2002]

Found a pretty good size joint and 8 or 10 9mm rounds under the back seat of a blazer we took in on trade at work once. That's about as weird as it gets for me other than the basic underwear/pics/toys...

[JDHedman]

This past spring I finally decided to put the camaro up on a lift to see if I could figure out what this knocking/tapping noise was during acceleration. After some inspecting I found my old crescent wrench on the outside bolt for the lower control arm that I had put in about 2 years ago, It was tapping the bottom of the floor board LOL the wrench still works like new too

[GTP231]

Found a deep fryer in a E150 trade in once

[LS1FirehawkWS6]

While reconstructing the cab on a 1998 Peterbilt, we found a pipe that looked just like a cigarette. One of my '96' firebirds had the previous owner's work ID, his cologne, a couple of Jay-Z cd's, and a break up note from his girlfriend... dated fairly recent to the purchase. That would explain the smashed-in front end (bought with salvage title).

I bought my co-worker's daughter's '92 Sunbird. Just some lame photos of her and some girlfriends in the glove box and a lei around the rear-view mirror.

[Mean Green Z28]

one of the guys at the shop i worked for a few years ago used to have a tow truck and often pick up cars that needed to be junked. So we'd help him pull the gas tanks out, drain fluids and rummage through anything left in them. In the trunk of one of them was a tote filled with a bunch of sex toys (some new in the boxes), dirty magazines, DVD's and VHS's ... lol

[GTP231]

And you took all of it home you nasty sicko

[02ceta]

I work at Advance auto and some times when we pull engine codes you see random stuff but the best has to be when I pulled one out of a Honda where the obd links is behind the ash tray I found a finger tip vibrater and the best was when she went to grab it it turned on