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03-03-2011, 08:19 AM #1
guy in the cube next to me
eats his lunch at his desk and SMACKS his lips as he eats....... makes me want to get up and put my fist though the back of his head. why? why is it that something so normal in life makes me want to inflict harm on somebody else?
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03-03-2011, 08:23 AM #2
it's the cubicle......tell him to pipe down or he'll be eating through a straw tomorrow.
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03-03-2011, 08:24 AM #3
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i know your pain....every friday in our morning meeting, we have kolaches and donuts..one of my favorite coworkers always grabs a donut, eats it, while smacking, then sucks the glaze off every one of his fingers, reaches back in the box, hand selects another donut after touching all the rest of them, and repeats the disgusting act. every friday, i want him to die. only on fridays.
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03-03-2011, 08:25 AM #4
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03-03-2011, 08:27 AM #5
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oh man... this kind of shit makes my head explode...
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03-03-2011, 08:28 AM #6
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start mooing at him...
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03-03-2011, 08:30 AM #7
Manners and courtesy. Two things that most people seem to lack.
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03-03-2011, 09:52 AM #8
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03-03-2011, 12:02 PM #10
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03-03-2011, 12:42 PM #11
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Smacks his lips you make a loud fart sound.
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03-03-2011, 12:53 PM #12
You forgot hygiene.
I had a guy like the OP is talking. His name was Rick and we talled him T-Rex.
He had the biggest backside and lower half I have ever seen and his top half looked really tiny. One time he was in the crapper and I was walshing my hands and I see this hand bob down about 5 times just to reach his pants.....lol He also was missing a few teeth in the front and he would not realize it but he would make a sound like a whistle when he would just breath. Then when he ate he did that smacking sound and always had food in his walrus mustache. Somedays I wanted to just smack the hell out of him. Then one day he sharted.....what a peach.
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03-03-2011, 04:56 PM #13
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03-03-2011, 07:28 PM #14
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03-03-2011, 09:15 PM #15
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03-04-2011, 03:09 AM #16
I think Dawn has been called for jury duty 3 times in the last 12 years. Two of those times it has been to Federal District Court over an hour away. I have never been called for jury duty.
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03-04-2011, 07:58 AM #17
I've never had to serve before. I get notice in the mail every few years. Here we have a call in system. You have to call in to register, then call the night before a certain date to find out if you need to go in the next day. I was able to transfer to a closer courthouse on the phone yesterday. Don't know for sure if I'll have to serve or not yet. I have to call on the 10th of April.
I've been lucky so far. Never had to go in. But, I'm thinking it might be interesting to serve on a jury. So, either way is fine with me.
At this point, I'm just hoping that if I do have to serve, that everyone will be freshly showered
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03-04-2011, 08:24 AM #18
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03-04-2011, 09:16 AM #19
I was called once. I was then picked for it........what a load of crap too. I fell asleep in juror #1 chair during video testimony. I would have slept longer but my chair squeeked.
You might remember the car accident over by the Witneyville fair? It was that one.
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