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02-25-2011, 03:53 PM #1
Y2KPewterSS' trip to the hardware store
http://www.9news.com/news/sidetracks...g-to-steal-it-
CHICKASHA, Okla. - A man was arrested for shoplifting after he attempted to conceal a stolen chainsaw by shoving it down his shorts.
Police say 21-year-old Anthony Darren Black attempted the theft at the Ross Seed Company.
He pulled an Echo chainsaw from the display and shoved it down the front of his shorts.
He also allegedly stole a dog collar, then exited the store.
Two employees noticed the man.
Richard Largent says he thought the man was handicapped because of the unusual way he was walking.
"I felt sorry for him. I thought the gentleman was crippled," Largent said.
George Graham said he could see exactly what was going on.
"I saw the bar between his legs. It was pretty obvious. Imagine it in the front of your pants," Graham said.
Several employees began chasing Black.
He ditched the chainsaw, ran up a tree, jumped down and then ran into someone's house.
The owner of that house quickly shooed him back outside.
The employees continued chasing him to an almost dry creek nearby.
They say Black dove into the creek headfirst.
"And we see his head, just only his head visible, sticking out of the water," Paul Horton, the store manager, said. "First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches."
Police pulled Black out of the creek.
They say he appeared intoxicated.
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02-25-2011, 03:55 PM #2
Damn Y2K shaking his responsibilites here at LS1.com to go stealing shit
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02-25-2011, 03:55 PM #3
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02-25-2011, 03:56 PM #4
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02-25-2011, 03:59 PM #5
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02-25-2011, 04:00 PM #6
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02-25-2011, 04:02 PM #7
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02-25-2011, 04:03 PM #8
I could see Pres swiping a car cover or a duster but not a chainsaw..
If so it would be the cleanest chainsaw ever seen..
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02-25-2011, 04:04 PM #9
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02-25-2011, 04:05 PM #10
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02-25-2011, 04:15 PM #11
sad thing is, i actually read that article yesterday and was like...
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02-25-2011, 04:18 PM #12
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Pewter metallic- 2000 Camaro SS
Everyone that has posted in here, will star in my movie, LS1.com chainsaw massacre. No one will be alive at the end of the movie, probably not even myself.
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02-25-2011, 04:19 PM #13
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02-25-2011, 04:21 PM #14
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02-25-2011, 04:22 PM #15
I tried to warn them...
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02-25-2011, 04:23 PM #16
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02-25-2011, 04:25 PM #17
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02-25-2011, 04:25 PM #18
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02-25-2011, 04:37 PM #19
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02-25-2011, 06:31 PM #20
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