Nonexistent/Cleverly Miss-named Automotive Parts

[GTP231]

Kanippling pin

[JwMonE99]

there are piston return springs. their in automatic trans

I should specify I am talking about a motor.
Its for cars that do not have a high enough compression to rotate the crank hehe.

How about a heavy duty clutch belt for standard transmissions.

[SiggyZ]

Blinker fluid

[02sunsetorangeZ]

my Ag teacher always used to tell people that he needed some welding rods and they have to be the special R-O-C-K-S.. kids never got it.

[fbod91]

A good ford product

[excrider121]

A good ford product

[SMWS6TA]

(pronounce each letter with a pause between the a and d) RA - dio dial calibrator

[Frankthetank]

Lol someone sent a boot to us for a box of grid squares, and since we were forward observers we actually had been waiting for someone to do so, we actually had a box filled with grid squares cut out of maps lol.....

The guy was confused when the boot actually came back with something

lol lmfao, cant use the chem stick batteries anymore, cause they make chem stick lights now that uses batteries lol.

Go get me some Grid Square from the first shirt!!!

[SMWS6TA]

Lol someone sent a boot to us for a box of grid squares, and since we were forward observers we actually had been waiting for someone to do so, we actually had a box filled with grid squares cut out of maps lol.....

The guy was confused when the boot actually came back with something

I did that too. I cut up a whole map put into a box and made my own stock number up. Spent the whole day "looking" for this box. Squad leader never messed with me again after that

[INMY01TA]

Lmao. I've seen the Rockwell Retro Encabulator one before...

[Frankthetank]

Lol I just remembered something else funny, we made a boot look for a BFA for a 81mm mortar hahaha.

For those that arnt military a BFA is something you put on the end of your rifle when you shoot blanks that way the exhaust of the blank being fired is pushed back into the rifle to load the next round, if you didnt have it on you would have to rerack your rifle every time you shot.

And the reason why it is funny is that there is no such thing as a blank for a mortar.

I did that too. I cut up a whole map put into a box and made my own stock number up. Spent the whole day "looking" for this box. Squad leader never messed with me again after that

[blackbirdbrain89]

go send someone looking for metric line wrenches

http://compare.ebay.com/like/4001681...=263602_304662

i have a set as well.....

[km346]

Cant believe no one has said this yet. How about a can of clutch fluid? Since its a real real item that isnt labeled as such.

http://www.autozone.com/autozone/acc...ntifier=199461

[HOBS]

go send someone looking for metric line wrenches

Im confused care to elaborate? My favorites are headlight fluid and blinker fluid.

[wicked1]

http://www.autozone.com/autozone/acc...ntifier=199461

Well now dont I feel like the moron? But if you know so little as to actually look for clutch fluid how confused are you going to be when both cylinders under the hood say to use dot 3 brake fluid only?

[FasstChevys]

Send him for 3 feet of fallopian tube.

Oh yea, that's one of my favorites

blinker fluid

a can of compression

muffler bearings.....


(not sure if they've all been mentioned)

[Faught]

dohicky is my favorite or thingamabob

[km346]

Well now dont I feel like the moron? But if you know so little as to actually look for clutch fluid how confused are you going to be when both cylinders under the hood say to use dot 3 brake fluid only?

Not trying to prove you wrong, only reason i posted it was because ive seen it before. Its just funny that a company actually makes it. Taking advantage of the ignorant people i guess...

[LS1FirehawkWS6]

backlash compensators for the forced induction module

[JwMonE99]

First On Race Day (ford)