Scam alert!!!!!

[Benner]

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your jeep as
you are forcing your supplies into the limited space. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, they have real low rise shorts and tiny skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.

After desperately trying and failing to get the mud and bugs off you offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also October 1st & 4th, twice on the 6th, 8th, 10th, & 11th, three times this morning and very likely again tomorrow.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.

[Blackbird WS6]

isnt this joke like a year old?! hahaha

[Benner]

isnt this joke like a year old?! hahaha

maybe but I'd never read it.

I could always post my pink ping pong balls one again.

[raynor139]

isnt this joke like a year old?! hahaha

Not only is old but it has been posted at least 4 or more times.

[big hammer]

i like jokes

[nhraformula]

[dav-02ws6-m6]

it sounded like a fantasy but i thought it was real untill i started reading about the days you got your wallet stolen.

[Darren P]

so, new to teh interweb huh? pics of said hot chicks or ban!!!!!!!!!!!

[MYSCZ06]

thanks for the heads up and a little something for you...

Bill Gates is sharing his fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period. For every person that you forrward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a cheque.

I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on, Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a cheque for US$24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this Bill Gates is the man. It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible.

You are bound to get at least US$10,000.00.

[SiggyZ]

In other news, we landed on the moon.