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09-25-2010, 06:28 PM #1
14 year old cat trolls his master!
http://discussions.apple.com/thread....00924&tstart=0
Didn't read past the first 2 pages but all I can say is
IROC must have trained this cat┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐
Man: The Mods you are fighting,
they are the biggest Men I have ever seen. I
wouldn't want to fight them!
Me: That is why no one will remember your name!
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09-25-2010, 07:01 PM #2
My bastard cat does the same damn thing.
Oh well, it is him I have to thanks for the best of my threads.
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09-25-2010, 07:05 PM #3
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09-25-2010, 07:16 PM #4
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Bright Red- 1999 Trans Am Ws6
My last cat would jump on my lap soon as I got on computer and instantly start walking on keyboard. Annoying shit.
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09-25-2010, 07:17 PM #5
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Pewter metallic- 2000 Camaro SS
Debating whether I want to click the link or not
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09-25-2010, 07:27 PM #6
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Pewter- 2002 Trans Am WS6 M6
My cat jumps up in my lap then tries to sleep on my keyboard everytime i get on the computer.
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09-25-2010, 07:56 PM #7
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09-25-2010, 07:57 PM #8
I think he's more worried about the level of dumb that generally infects Apple discussion forums.
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09-25-2010, 07:59 PM #9
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09-25-2010, 08:01 PM #10
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09-25-2010, 08:20 PM #11
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09-26-2010, 04:04 AM #12
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2000 Grand Prix GTP- 2000 Trans Am WS6 M6
Get a dog.
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09-26-2010, 04:04 AM #13
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2000 Grand Prix GTP- 2000 Trans Am WS6 M6
Also...
PC > Apple
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09-27-2010, 03:04 PM #14
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09-27-2010, 03:53 PM #15
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2002 Z28 A4 NBM- Sadly now demodded :(
I'm a cat person but I always found this appropos:
The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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09-27-2010, 04:59 PM #16
Great story- like the anthropomorphic personifications...
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