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08-03-2010, 07:40 PM #1
ITT Post things you do before your girl comes over
for me it's:
1) quick fap to last longer in bed
2) quick shower
3) mouthwash
4) remove crusty fap socks from floor
5) refresh AAG one last time
6) clear internet history
7) clear text history
8) change background on computer from hot babe to some scenic island
what do you guys do?
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08-03-2010, 07:50 PM #2
1) Clean the entire place (Need details?)
2) Fap, for same reason
3) Shower, not quick though
4) Brush teeth, mouthwash
5) Washface/toner etc...
6) Get dress
7) Do hair
8) Check self out, wish I was better looking
9) Check over everything make sure it's perfect
10) Get the door,"Hey, just took a shower was at the gym."
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08-03-2010, 07:56 PM #3
put up the sign that says....STFU or GTFO
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08-03-2010, 07:59 PM #4
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04 Cobra 'vert - M6 mysti- 02 WS6 coupe - A4 red
I can't just clear the browser history, that makes her suspicious. I just install firefox and use it, then delete the entire app before she comes over. She never knew it was there in the first place, and she can see my long, innocent history in IE.
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08-03-2010, 08:01 PM #5
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08-03-2010, 08:01 PM #6
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08-03-2010, 08:02 PM #7
I just smoke crack til everything sounds like raw sex like my video below
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87n8jhVO784[/ame]
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Man: The Mods you are fighting,
they are the biggest Men I have ever seen. I
wouldn't want to fight them!
Me: That is why no one will remember your name!
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08-03-2010, 08:04 PM #8
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08-03-2010, 08:07 PM #9
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08-03-2010, 08:09 PM #10
I may hate 99% of Fords but the Termi sounds better then any LS1 I've ever heard (including my car) I'd do that car right in the butt
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08-03-2010, 08:12 PM #11
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08-03-2010, 08:17 PM #12
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08-03-2010, 08:19 PM #13
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08-03-2010, 08:20 PM #14
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08-03-2010, 08:22 PM #15
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08-03-2010, 08:31 PM #16
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08-03-2010, 08:33 PM #17
hey guys thanks for posting the list of the things you do before your girl comes over, great thread, thanks again, can't wait til next time.
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08-03-2010, 08:37 PM #18
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08-03-2010, 09:36 PM #19
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Pewter metallic- 2000 Camaro SS
Lay $20 on the table with a note that says GTFO once done.
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08-03-2010, 09:42 PM #20
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