**** The 4th of JULY TRAIN ****

[jiveass]

They are not married, so it she's in play...

Or you say,"I have a gold fish." She says,"What?" The you reply,"Oh, I thought we was talking about shit that does not matter."

yea ive used that goldfish line before...they just look at me like theyre stupid

[SMWS6TA]

so the girl im tryin to bang just invited me to go to the river this weekend....except shes bringin her boyfriend which is a major cockblock.... i complained to the girl about this...so now shes bringin one of her friends to make up for it.....if i rail her friend, then what kind of chance would i have of bangin the origional girl i wanted to bang?

Does she know you want to rail her?

If so, this is an attempt to:

1) pass you off to a friend hoping you'll lose interest
2) testing your interest, seeing if you are just wanting a quick lay and not more
3) doesn't see your interest, nor cares
4) she's a woman, so she wants to destroy all hope of living in you
5) she thinks your gay and is interested in her BF

[pajeff02]

Does she know you want to rail her?

If so, this is an attempt to:

1) pass you off to a friend hoping you'll lose interest
2) testing your interest, seeing if you are just wanting a quick lay and not more
3) doesn't see your interest, nor cares
4) she's a woman, so she wants to destroy all hope of living in you
5) she thinks your gay and is interested in her BF

6) she and her boyfriend subscribe to Stevie's way of thinking and a good time will be had by all.

[Smkn_TA]

Wut you do?

It would take a lengthy paragraph to explain it properly. Lets just say I have a job where I do all the work and my boss sits in his ac'd office and gets all the credit.

[jiveass]

Does she know you want to rail her?

If so, this is an attempt to:

1) pass you off to a friend hoping you'll lose interest
2) testing your interest, seeing if you are just wanting a quick lay and not more
3) doesn't see your interest, nor cares
4) she's a woman, so she wants to destroy all hope of living in you
5) she thinks your gay and is interested in her BF

none ...we have talked about gettin it on and she wants to, but her boy friend is always around and hes one to check up on her...she stays with him for the financial support...i just wanna hit it..she knows this, yet she also knows that im pretty comical to be around, and thats why she wants me to come....so the only way ill drive 3hrs to float a river is if there is guaranteed slickhole to be had, so shes providing that. but i just dont wanna bang the friend and then it be all wierd between me and the girl.

[Smkn_TA]

On a side note...anyone ever live on a one way street? How bad was it?

[tep98ws6]

On a side note...anyone ever live on a one way street? How bad was it?

no different. people still go both ways down the street

[SHines-IT]

none ...we have talked about gettin it on and she wants to, but her boy friend is always around and hes one to check up on her...she stays with him for the financial support...i just wanna hit it..she knows this, yet she also knows that im pretty comical to be around, and thats why she wants me to come....so the only way ill drive 3hrs to float a river is if there is guaranteed slickhole to be had, so shes providing that. but i just dont wanna bang the friend and then it be all wierd between me and the girl. pics coming soon just for extra emphasis on situation.

She's leting her friend take the bullet, to see if your any good. Girls talk, she will know your size, birth marks, and if your any good.

[jiveass]

she can know my size all she wants

[SHines-IT]

She's a gold digger...

[tep98ws6]

ive got the biggest goddamn headache in the world.


and she's cute. the one you're trying to bone. don't bone the friend.

[jiveass]

She's a gold digger...

no...ive known her since school...shes just a good ol country girl...

[jiveass]

ive got the biggest goddamn headache in the world.


and she's cute. the one you're trying to bone. don't bone the friend.

it would be blasphemy for me to turn down the goods

[tep98ws6]

it would be blasphemy for me to turn down the goods

her goods. not friends goods.

[jiveass]

her goods. not friends goods.

so youre sayin to not bang the friend?....what if i just let her

[tep98ws6]

so youre sayin to not bang the friend?....what if i just let her

girls are strange. you want to bone girl #1, she says no no i have bf, bone my friend #2 ... you do #2 and then #1 is like OMFG NO YOU DID #2, THATS MY BFF HOW DARE YOU.

... not pretty. trust me. i'm a girl, i know how they work

[jiveass]

girls are strange. you want to bone girl #1, she says no no i have bf, bone my friend #2 ... you do #2 and then #1 is like OMFG NO YOU DID #2, THATS MY BFF HOW DARE YOU.

... not pretty. trust me. i'm a girl, i know how they work

so then the best thing i can do is to kindly decline the invitation... im gonna go think about this on the toilet....i feel an angry deuce comin

[Smkn_TA]

What is with the stupid bean bag tossing games every tail gater has at sporting events? So stupidly boring. My god.

[Smkn_TA]

so then the best thing i can do is to kindly decline the invitation...

Bone her and tell her to keep her mouth shut

[tep98ws6]

Bone her and tell her to keep her mouth shut

agreed.