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04-18-2010, 07:37 PM #1
Now you don't hear this every day
SUMMARY OF INCIDENT:
ON APRIL 7, 2010, AT APPROXIMATELY 0430 HOURS, OFFICER X, AND
OFFICER Y, MADE CONTACT WITH A 60 YEAR OLD MALE SUBJECT FOR
BEING PARKED IN A "NO PARKING ZONE." AFTER CONTACT, THE MALE WAS FOUND TO BE
IN POSSESSION OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE AND SUBSEQUENTLY ARRESTED. DURING A
SEARCH OF SUBJECT, A SUSPICIOUS WIRE, WITH AN ON/OFF SWITCH, WAS LOCATED IN
THE SUBJECT'S LEFT FRONT PANT POCKET. THE WIRE WAS FOUND TO EXTEND FROM THE
PANT POCKET TO THE SUBJECT'S ANAL CAVITY. THE SUBJECT CLAIMED THE DEVICE WAS
AN ANAL VIBRATOR. THE OFFICERS INITIALLY PLANNED TO HAVE THE DEVICE REMOVED
BY MEDICAL PERSONNEL AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL AND TRANSPORTED THE SUBJECT TO THE
AREA OFFICE EN ROUTE TO THE MEDICAL FACILITY. UPON FURTHER INTERVIEW AT THE
SOUTH LAKE TAHOE AREA OFFICE, THE SUBJECT BEGAN TO EXPLAIN HIS KNOWLEDGE OF
EXPLOSIVES AND BOMB MAKING. THE OFFICERS BECAME SUSPICIOUS OF THE
CIRCUMSTANCES AND MADE NOTIFICATION TO THE ON-CALL SERGEANT AND BOMB SEARCH
SUPERVISOR, SERGEANT Z. SERGEANT Z RESPONDED AND
MADE NOTIFICATION AND CONSULTATION WITH THE EL DORADO COUNTY EXPLOSIVE
ORDINANCE DISPOSAL (EOD) TEAM. ALL UNNECESSARY PERSONNEL WERE EVACUATED FROM
THE SOUTH LAKE TAHOE AREA OFFICE AT APPROXIMATELY 0545 HOURS. THE EOD TEAM
RESPONDED TO EVALUATE THE DEVICE. AT APPROXIMATELY 0900 HOURS THE EOD TEAM
RENDERED THE DEVICE SAFE AND DETERMINED IT WAS NOT AN EXPLOSIVE DEVISE. THE
VIBRATOR WAS SUBSEQUENTLY REMOVED AND PLACED INTO PROPERTY. THE SUBJECT WAS
THEN TRANSPORTED AND BOOKED FOR THE ORIGINAL POSSESSION CHARGES. THE SOUTH
LAKE TAHOE AREA OFFICE WAS RE-OPENED AT APPROXIMATELY 0920 HOURS.
I got rid of the names cause the newspaper did not put any neither
sorry for caps lock - it's a copy-paste
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04-18-2010, 07:57 PM #2
Oh man, guess the guy was just dicking with them.
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04-18-2010, 08:18 PM #3
i dont care who ya are, thats funny right there
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04-18-2010, 08:21 PM #4
from another source I found the device was called "Blue Dolphin"
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04-18-2010, 09:19 PM #5
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"Now you don't hear this every day"
Yeah well I'm kinda glad I don't.....What freak!
Officer X & officer Y asked the old man, "Whats's the buzz old timer."
He just kinda smiled.....Last edited by rbob93; 04-18-2010 at 09:22 PM.
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04-20-2010, 08:26 AM #6
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04-20-2010, 08:42 AM #7
Boy... it takes all kinds
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04-20-2010, 08:48 AM #8
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You California folks never cease to amaze me.
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04-20-2010, 08:51 AM #9
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04-20-2010, 08:55 AM #10
now we know where sarge is........
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04-20-2010, 09:11 AM #11
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04-20-2010, 09:22 AM #12
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04-20-2010, 09:53 AM #13
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04-20-2010, 11:15 AM #16
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04-20-2010, 02:48 PM #17
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04-20-2010, 07:03 PM #18
gross but funny as hell! thanks for sharing
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04-21-2010, 07:30 AM #19
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Reminds me of an ambulance call I had back in '94.
Wife calls us to come out, states her husband can't move his legs.
We get on scene she is in a robe but underneath you can see she had some Dominatrix outfit on. She takes us to the room where he's at. He was a big guy in some type of contraption with various items next to him. It was me and 2 women and there was no way we could get him off. We all go to the ambulance, I make the call for Fire Rescue to send a couple of guys. About this time one of the Police Officers I knew well pulls up, asked about the call. My partner tells him just go inside and see. I told her she should have warned him. He comes back 5 mins later trying no to laugh his ass off at them. He get's in our truck and loses it. Fire Rescue shows up, my partner does it again, same response. After about 15 mins we get him off the thing and on a gurney. Turns out he was sitting on a dildo up his butt. Took him to the Er and had to tell the Dr's what we saw. Made them read the report. They lost it too.
Too this day I can't keep a straight face repeating that story...Some weird MoFo's out there
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