20 Years Old, Never had a Girlfriend. Loser?

[Elimin8tor Z28]

I have never been on a date, never kissed a girl, nothing. WTF?

My parents home schooled me, and because of that I am shy around girls.

All of my friends have girlfriends.

I workout, I joke all the time, make people laugh, but have TERRIBLE luck with girls.

I have heard MANY times from girls that I give off a friend vibe, and I need to change my style.

WTF do they mean by friend vibe?

I hate admitting this shit, but I need to make a change.

What do you guys think I should do? I need some help, seriously.

[0rion]

you know these guys are gonna rip you to pieces right? That being said I'll give you constructive advice instead of the ration of shit you're about to catch.

You can't change who you are so don't even try. You just haven't found the right girl yet. Be yourself and let the girl find you....that's about as simple as I can make it.

[silverWS6]

Oh god I cant wait to see the comments to come

Anyways yea I'm with orion on this one, let the girl come to you. You can't go and "fake" yourself to try and find a girl, maybe to just screw a girl but not too be in a actual relationship.

Oh and make sure you read "The Game" By Neil Strauss

[c5z28]

Don't give a fuck<chicks pick up on insecurity like wolves. Man I hope people don't turn this into a bashing session.

[0verkill]

orion has it right i was just like you but i was in school. but it works out in the end. i now have the best wife i could of hoped to find.

[c5z28]

Oh god I cant wait to see the comments to come

Anyways yea I'm with orion on this one, let the girl come to you. You can't go and "fake" yourself to try and find a girl, maybe to just screw a girl but not too be in a actual relationship.

Oh and make sure you read "The Game" By Neil Strauss

Good book along with I Hope they serve beer in hell.
But as soon as I started watching the vids of these pickup artists on youtube I couldn't help but laugh.

[silverWS6]

Good book along with I Hope they serve beer in hell.
But as soon as I started watching the vids of these pickup artists on youtube I couldn't help but laugh.

I never saw the videos, i only saw Mystery on Jimmy Kimmel once

[Elimin8tor Z28]

Be yourself and let the girl find you....

Well, if I wait for a girl to find me, I will be an 85 year old virgin humping my walker to the beat of an Elvis song.

What I mean is I will have to wait a LONG ass time.

[rbob93]

Young women don't like Elvis & hate anyone that looks like him.....get the hint?

[Elimin8tor Z28]

Young women don't like Elvis & hate anyone that looks like him.....get the hint?

I cut my hair, changed the style of my clothes, and have been working out a lot.

WTF do they want?

[silverWS6]

Shaved balls, they'll think your getting tons of action

[0rion]

I cut my hair, changed the style of my clothes, and have been working out a lot.

WTF do they want?

dude...if you can answer that then you need to write a book. No one knows what they want.....not even them. They're crazy.

[Elimin8tor Z28]

dude...if you can answer that then you need to write a book. No one knows what they want.....not even them. They're crazy.

I am starting to think all girls are mean, lying, manipulative little monkey stump fucking whores.

I am tired of this shit.

If a girl came up to me, and was a little nervous or something I would still talk to her.

If you act a little nervous in front of a girl they wont go out with you. WTF is that shit?

Stupid bitches making me feel like shit.

Pretty soon I am going to give up.

[silverWS6]

dude...if you can answer that then you need to write a book. No one knows what they want.....not even them. They're crazy.

yea pretty much

[rbob93]

WTF do they want?

I've been playing with women for over 45 years.....still haven't a clue.....But I get plenty hehehehe

[silverWS6]

I am starting to think all girls are mean, lying, manipulative little monkey stump fucking whores.

I am tired of this shit.

If a girl came up to me, and was a little nervous or something I would still talk to her.

If you act a little nervous in front of a girl they wont go out with you. WTF is that shit?

Stupid bitches making me feel like shit.

Pretty soon I am going to give up.

Sounds like your considering going to Shines-It team?

[Elimin8tor Z28]

I've been playing with women for over 45 years.....still haven't a clue.....But I get plenty hehehehe

My friend treats his girlfriend like shit, and she loves it.

She calls him on the phone and bitches at him, he says fuck you never call me again bitch and hangs up.

Then he said to me watch this, and two minutes later she called back, and said sorry baby, I love you.

She likes it when he treats her like shit, WTF?

[0rion]

I've been married for 8 years and I still have no idea what my wife is thinking most of the time. I've just learned to nod my head and say "yeah" a lot.

[Elimin8tor Z28]

Sounds like your considering going to Shines-It team?

No way, I will never turn gay.

I just have to keep beating off so much my dick starts smoking.

One time it actually sparked.

[c5z28]

Favorite line on dating sites " I want a man who knows what he wants"