Hows Your Pollen Count?

**SleeperC5** · 04-05-2010, 05:21 AM

Mountain cedar is so high..... everything is YELLOW !!!

**hamburger68** · 04-05-2010, 02:54 PM

my car is fine, my allergy is annoying the crap ot of me!

here's the theme song to this thread:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiYRByPaQ0[/ame]

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-05-2010, 03:08 PM

Nah dis a better theme song

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAME8GDRTfI[/ame]

**LeadFarmer** · 04-05-2010, 07:11 PM

stupid yellow crap, my mom asked if I got a new paint job

this was the day after I spent 3 hrs. washing and waxing it.

**chiller2484** · 04-06-2010, 06:02 AM

I drove to Raleigh yesterday and the pollen was so thick it looked like smoke. Out here in the more rural areas, I guess since there are more trees, the pollen has somewhere else to go instead of just floating through the air.

**raynor139** · 04-06-2010, 07:45 AM

Was sitting outside Sunday with family and you could just watch chunks of the stuff floating in the air.

**snaggeltooth** · 04-06-2010, 09:41 AM

I think we need some before and after pics ...

**raynor139** · 04-06-2010, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by chiller2484

I drove to Raleigh yesterday and the pollen was so thick it looked like smoke. Out here in the more rural areas, I guess since there are more trees, the pollen has somewhere else to go instead of just floating through the air.

Its not as bad today in Greensboro but still I cleaned my windshield off before going to class. I just got home and its yellow again already. I really hope it calms down by this weekend since I have to go down to Raleigh to help my brother move.

**johnd** · 04-06-2010, 10:20 AM

Allergy website says oak pollen alone passed 3500 today. The sidewalk in front of my building is yellow.

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-06-2010, 10:29 AM

lol

It's basically the equivalent of the plants/trees jizzing on us and everything we own.

lol

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-06-2010, 04:54 PM

my sinuses are full of tree skeet currently

**LeadFarmer** · 04-06-2010, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

my sinuses are full of tree skeet currently

what if all the tree skeet somehow found its way to a chicks nether regions.....

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-06-2010, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by LeadFarmer

what if all the tree skeet somehow found its way to a chicks nether regions.....

That person is male. They had a show about him on the discover channel.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-06-2010, 07:31 PM

he meant it would make a baby like that I believe

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-06-2010, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

he meant it would make a baby like that I believe

Oh my bad.

How do you know how babies are made aren't you like five

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-06-2010, 08:29 PM

5 1/2 thank you. Babies come from the stork that lands on a girl's nether regions

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-06-2010, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

5 1/2 thank you. Babies come from the stork that lands on a girl's nether regions

Wow they're teaching kids young nowadays, I only recently learned the truth about the stork... for most of my life I got fed some bullshit story about using a penis to... well anyway, looking back, I can't believe I bought that ridiculous story. Storks are way more obvious. Can't believe I didn't realize it sooner.

**justinmc978** · 04-07-2010, 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

5 1/2 thank you. Babies come from the stork that lands on a girl's nether regions

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bstmPIIAmlY[/ame]

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-07-2010, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Nothing here at all

Oh, by the way, I was being facetious with this post.

The pollen here is so bad along with the wind that it's like a sandstorm here except with pollen. A pollen sandstorm. A pollenstorm. Hmmm.

Anyway, going outside today I thought to myself "what's with the smoke"... that's when I noticed the greenish-yellow tinge.... Definitely had a complete WTF moment when I realize the air was thick with pollen.

I would take out my ipod for 10 seconds to change the song and within that time frame so much pollen would accumulate on the screen it would be an almost instant 20% opacity increase.

It's thick enough to be visible as a cloud of it moving in the wind, but fine enough to not irritate your eyes if it gets in there (I'm not allergic), however after enough time outside the gunk you wipe out of the corners of your eyes will be completely yellow.

Not to mention and darker-colored clothing instantly looks 10 years old due to the off-color fading caused by the lighter-colored pollen.

Shit's fucking insane, hasn't been this thick here in years.