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03-29-2006, 05:11 AM #1
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1997 Grand Cherokee- 1999 Firebird.
David Letterman's Top 10 NASCAR list:
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR > drivers:
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
10. Have to sit upright while driving.
9. Pistol won't stay under front seat.
8. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same > time.
6. They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
5. Police cars on track interfere with race.
4. No passenger seat for the Ho.
3. No Cadillac's approved for competition.
2. Can't wear helmet sideways.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN 'T BE IN NASCAR...
1. When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.
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03-29-2006, 06:45 AM #2GNATSDIPUTSGuest
Wow! LOLOL! I think he was targeting the Hip-Hop community...in which case he should've changed the title.
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03-29-2006, 06:52 AM #3
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- Mexican killed my car
It would be even more funny if Letterman would have actually something to do with that list.
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03-29-2006, 08:21 AM #4
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Originally Posted by CaptainCaveMan
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03-29-2006, 09:00 AM #5Originally Posted by nitrox28
That's one of the funniest things i've ever read.
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04-04-2006, 02:05 PM #6
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Black/Red/Black/Red- 98WS6/06MCSS/86GN/06H3
Originally Posted by nitrox28
That list is nothing but disrespect, I'm not amused at all
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04-04-2006, 03:19 PM #7
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Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
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04-04-2006, 03:28 PM #8
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Black- 1998 Camaro Z28
it is disrespectful, but hilarious as hell!
Just tell Jesse and Al you're sorry!
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04-04-2006, 04:36 PM #9
That is classic! Love it!
1999 Z28 black M6 hoping to fix up and sell soon!
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04-04-2006, 06:56 PM #10BIGRED ZGuestOriginally Posted by Murder after Midnight
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04-04-2006, 07:53 PM #11
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04-05-2006, 07:35 AM #12
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Mystic Teal Metallic- 1998 Z-28, 2010 SS
Urban Legend. Letterman never did this bit and has even said so himself. And actually, a black driver did race in Nextel Cup this year.
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04-05-2006, 07:49 AM #13
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04-05-2006, 07:50 AM #14SRT4SCGuestOriginally Posted by norm43a
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04-05-2006, 09:55 AM #15
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Black/Red/Black/Red- 98WS6/06MCSS/86GN/06H3
Originally Posted by SRT4SC
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04-05-2006, 05:58 PM #16
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Blue GMC Canyon- trans ams gone now
i dont know why but i love the one about the pistol not stayin under the seat. that one cracked me up.
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04-05-2006, 06:00 PM #17
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Black- 1998 Camaro Z28
7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
bwaah hahahahahaha
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04-05-2006, 06:22 PM #18badass67Guest
I think most people here where able to figure out that it was not a REAL Letterman Top 10, without having to be told and explained too.
It was funny as hell, and partially because it was wrong!!
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04-05-2006, 06:31 PM #19
how long do I take a shit?
9 months.
Last edited by Jeep41; 04-06-2006 at 08:27 AM.
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04-05-2006, 08:23 PM #20
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1997 Grand Cherokee- 1999 Firebird.
Wow.
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