*** March Mischief Train... ***

[transamprincess98]

Wow! How insightful.

[Spaz]

Wow! How insightful.

[transamprincess98]

I have an idea that invovles golf clubs........

[Spaz]

I have an idea that invovles golf clubs........

you sure you want to give me golf clubs again???

[third_shift|studios]

wut.

[transamprincess98]

wut.

I can't see you therefore I can't hear you

[transamprincess98]

you sure you want to give me golf clubs again???

It's no worse then the children of the corn asking me where my dog "makes"

[pajeff02]

recently single brunette with long legs and giant "talents" who I have liked for a long time was eyeing me and smiling at me at lunch. Table had plenty of open seats too. What do I do, keep jokin with my loser friends who will never get laid and avoid eye contact she is also into cars and rides dirtbikes..

That is a move right out of Iroc's playbook!

[pajeff02]

in all honesty forget about it... divorce and everything else is far to easy these days and the male ALWAYS gets butt fucked by our ass hole legal system... i'm almost certain that nowdays more than 50% of all marriages fail... the worst pain in the world is not being able to see your own chiild everyday... save your self the pain... shit isn't worth it... just adopt a kid when you're ready and fuck every women you feel like along the way and after...

I may have to post a copy of this in my office.

[Spaz]

I may have to post a copy of this in my office.

well... it is pretty much the sad truth anymore...

[Spaz]

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oi bug!!!

[86 IROC-Z]

That is a move right out of Iroc's playbook!

[transamprincess98]

well... it is pretty much the sad truth anymore...

Does that mean I should get you back the stalkers you had?

[Spaz]

Does that mean I should get you back the stalkers you had?

no... creepy ass women...

[Transamws6]

recently single brunette with long legs and giant "talents" who I have liked for a long time was eyeing me and smiling at me at lunch. Table had plenty of open seats too. What do I do, keep jokin with my loser friends who will never get laid and avoid eye contact she is also into cars and rides dirtbikes..

you sound exactly like me.

I did the same exact thing with this one girl in my lunch period, she would sit there and give me eye contact all the time, and I just kept sitting there playing the drums on the table trying to avoid eye contact, and now i'm pretty sure she goes out with this fatass computer/video game geek because i wasn't man enough to go up to her. Don't let that happen to you my freind, just grab yourself by the fucking balls, walk over there and spit your game

[Spaz]

i would bang jane seymoure...

[pajeff02]

I have a twisted support staff. Their question of the day is why do men's "things" shrink in the cold and women's "things" get bigger? Anyone care to take a stab at this one?

[SiggyZ]

I'm really stuck on this song.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0nHXwKvR4o[/ame]

[Spaz]

I have a twisted support staff. Their question of the day is why do men's "things" shrink in the cold and women's "things" get bigger? Anyone care to take a stab at this one?

that is because we talk to stay warm with our great konwledge of how muscle mechanics work... we figure we're losing heat from our rapidly so we talk to warm up thoes muscles and keep our brain supplied with warm blood and fresh oxygen... thus in the process slowing the blood flow to our unit...

women on the other hand finally stop talking with only occasional complaint... thus allowing more blood flow to thier genitalia and less to thier head (hence the complaining)...

[SiggyZ]

Why a womans nipples get bigger in the cold yet our penor shrinks? Give me about a week to figure that one out.

I have a twisted support staff. Their question of the day is why do men's "things" shrink in the cold and women's "things" get bigger? Anyone care to take a stab at this one?