*** March Mischief Train... ***

[SHines-IT]

You are young -- you either need to lower your standards or consider homosexuality.

[pajeff02]

You are barking up the wrong tree Shines.

[86 IROC-Z]

You are young -- you either need to lower your standards or consider homosexuality.

Of course I don't actually expect to find a perfect partner, that's just said so they get off their "get-Jason-in-a-relationship-as-fast-as-possible" wagon. All the girls I get as "suggestions" all have at least one quality about them I despise.

However I must say I am a pretty excellent specimen of a human male. I shouldn't have too much trouble attaining something near-perfect according to my preferences.

[SHines-IT]

You are barking up the wrong tree Shines.

[86 IROC-Z]

The people have spoken.

[pajeff02]

Of course I don't actually expect to find a perfect partner, that's just said so they get off their "get-Jason-in-a-relationship-as-fast-as-possible" wagon. All the girls I get as "suggestions" all have at least one quality about them I despise.

However I must say I am a pretty excellent specimen of a human male. I shouldn't have too much trouble attaining something near-perfect according to my preferences.

Reminds me of all the Seinfeld quirks on finding a woman.

[86 IROC-Z]

Reminds me of all the Seinfeld quirks on finding a woman.

I remember that episode

But honestly, I don't feel like finding a girl fitting my list would be too hard to accomplish

[SiggyZ]

You are young -- you either need to lower your standards or consider homosexuality.

[wheeliE-maxx]

Reminds me of all the Seinfeld quirks on finding a woman.

she's got man hands..

[SiggyZ]

Shallow Hal is his friend. Heaven forbid both pinky toes don't look the same.

Reminds me of all the Seinfeld quirks on finding a woman.

[86 IROC-Z]

When I girl says "I'm not a whore I just wanted to experience new things"

It's like saying

"I'm not a murderer I just wanted to kill someone"

[SHines-IT]

I'm not gay, just wanted to be with a man.

[pajeff02]

When I girl says "I'm not a whore I just wanted to experience new things"

It's like saying

"I'm not a murderer I just wanted to kill someone"

So she wants to try to fuck you to death... that's a problem?

[Spaz]

women are to expensive and require to much attention... it's more fun to be single...

[86 IROC-Z]

So she wants to try to fuck you to death... that's a problem?

women are to expensive and require to much attention... it's more fun to be single...

As a 21 year old I wholeheartedly agree.

But eventually I want a family.

[SiggyZ]

But Spaz is 31 and thinks that way.

As a 21 year old I wholeheartedly agree.

But eventually I want a family.

[86 IROC-Z]

But Spaz is 31 and thinks that way.

Just saying my opinion

Who knows, "eventually" may be after 31 for me.

[wheeliE-maxx]

recently single brunette with long legs and giant "talents" who I have liked for a long time was eyeing me and smiling at me at lunch. Table had plenty of open seats too. What do I do, keep jokin with my loser friends who will never get laid and avoid eye contact she is also into cars and rides dirtbikes..

[Spaz]

As a 21 year old I wholeheartedly agree.

But eventually I want a family.

in all honesty forget about it... divorce and everything else is far to easy these days and the male ALWAYS gets butt fucked by our ass hole legal system... i'm almost certain that nowdays more than 50% of all marriages fail... the worst pain in the world is not being able to see your own chiild everyday... save your self the pain... shit isn't worth it... just adopt a kid when you're ready and fuck every women you feel like along the way and after...

[Spaz]

recently single brunette with long legs and giant "talents" who I have liked for a long time was eyeing me and smiling at me at lunch. Table had plenty of open seats too. What do I do, keep jokin with my loser friends who will never get laid and avoid eye contact she is also into cars and rides dirtbikes..

if you have to ask this and haven't done it yet you already failed... she now knows you are uncertain of your self and will have you wrapped around her finger... her cooter controls you already...