*** February TRAIN ***

[Zapper2003]

Yeah, it didn't bother me at first but I did say what the fuck out loud. She avoided eye contact all night, lulz.

[Zapper2003]

The first girl I ever took out on a date married my best friend. How 'bout it?

[86 IROC-Z]

Half a large pizza last night for dinner
The other half of the large pizza this morning for breakfast
and I just ate a bag of spicy bbq hot fries, a king size snickers bar, a pack of starbursts, and a mountain dew.
And I'm about to eat a box of chips ahoy cookies.

Pretty sure I just set back my 6-pack by about a month.

[wheeliE-maxx]

Half a large pizza last night for dinner
The other half of the large pizza this morning for breakfast
and I just ate a bag of spicy bbq hot fries, a king size snickers bar, a pack of starbursts, and a mountain dew.
And I'm about to eat a box of chips ahoy cookies.

Pretty sure I just set back my 6-pack by about a month.

lol, light weight. I had this "I like how my bro and I got the mc d's super bowl special (25 chicken nuggets each, large drink and fries) and two apple pies each, but my food baby was too overpowering so I slept from two minutes into the first til the end of the who's performance. Lol. Also, fuck all these un-funny commercials coming on after every play" today AND yesterday, along with various energy drinks, candy, snacks, chocolate milk and other crap. This weekend is the definition of regret when it comes to eating for me

[86 IROC-Z]

lol, light weight. I had this "I like how my bro and I got the mc d's super bowl special (25 chicken nuggets each, large drink and fries) and two apple pies each, but my food baby was too overpowering so I slept from two minutes into the first til the end of the who's performance. Lol. Also, fuck all these un-funny commercials coming on after every play" today AND yesterday, along with various energy drinks, candy, snacks, chocolate milk and other crap. This weekend is the definition of regret when it comes to eating for me

Pretty much, 160lbs @ 5'9". But I can see my abs and that's really all chicks give a shit about. Literally, you could be a stick and as long as your abs are showing girls will be like "OMG HE'S RIPPED" and get all moist. It's ezmode.

[cammed goat]

Yeah, it didn't bother me at first but I did say what the fuck out loud. She avoided eye contact all night, lulz.

Yup. She knew she led ya on. She knew she was caught. You know you didn't do anything wrong once she avoided contact. Seen it too many times.

[justinmc978]

Half a large pizza last night for dinner
The other half of the large pizza this morning for breakfast
and I just ate a bag of spicy bbq hot fries, a king size snickers bar, a pack of starbursts, and a mountain dew.
And I'm about to eat a box of chips ahoy cookies.

Pretty sure I just set back my 6-pack by about a month.

we have 4 loaded untouched dominos pies sitting in the fridge that people left here,

again fyl.

and lol about the 6pack, mines had the fight of its life this weekend too

[justinmc978]

Pretty much, 160lbs @ 5'9". But I can see my abs and that's really all chicks give a shit about. Literally, you could be a stick and as long as your abs are showing girls will be like "OMG HE'S RIPPED" and get all moist. It's ezmode.

this, its incredulous, play the guitar and your a mod for life

[86 IROC-Z]

this, its incredulous, play the guitar and your a mod for life

Exactly.

Funny story actually. Last weekend I was at a party my friend was throwing at his house, and I was there early, so I was dicking around this electric guitar they have. Then my friend shows me the collegehumor video of the guy playing wonderwall and the chicks being all over him. I know the song, so I start playing along with the video. His girlfriend says we should do a social experiment: I do that during the party and see if it actually worked.

It did

[justinmc978]

Exactly.

Funny story actually. Last weekend I was at a party my friend was throwing at his house, and I was there early, so I was dicking around this electric guitar they have. Then my friend shows me the collegehumor video of the guy playing wonderwall and the chicks being all over him. I know the song, so I start playing along with the video. His girlfriend says we should do a social experiment: I do that during the party and see if it actually worked.

It did

damnit, 911tabbing wonderwall now cyal8er

[86 IROC-Z]

Also, I've got way more attention from girls at a paler 160lbs with a 6pack, than I did as a tan 188lbs muscular but w/o a 6pack (I wasn't even chubby or anything, maybe 1% less body fat and it would have been visible). And it's not even summer yet, so it's not like it even comes up often... Interested to see how spring break goes

[wheeliE-maxx]

Exactly.

Funny story actually. Last weekend I was at a party my friend was throwing at his house, and I was there early, so I was dicking around this electric guitar they have. Then my friend shows me the collegehumor video of the guy playing wonderwall and the chicks being all over him. I know the song, so I start playing along with the video. His girlfriend says we should do a social experiment: I do that during the party and see if it actually worked.

It did

Just looked up wonderwall. I officially hate you, fag

[86 IROC-Z]

Just looked up wonderwall. I officially hate you, fag

chicks love it, and, consequently, me

[wheeliE-maxx]

Exactly, playing easy gay shitty music on a guitar around crowds of females automatically makes you a douchefag. However, I do have an electric guitar available to me. Hmm

[86 IROC-Z]

Exactly, playing easy gay shitty music on a guitar around crowds of females automatically makes you a douchefag. However, I do have an electric guitar available to me. Hmm

But the difference between those guys and me is that I'm actually pretty good Also I'm probably the most modest guy about it I know.

It's not like it do it every chance I get, it was only to see if that video was true

[wheeliE-maxx]

Only problem is my fingers are really long and thick, but not near flexible enough. Not sure what to do about that. I know fear factory and korn won't be popular with chicks (atleast under 300 pounds) so I guess having some shitty music on reserve would be a good idea.

[wheeliE-maxx]

Also, link to college humor vid?

[86 IROC-Z]

Only problem is my fingers are really long and thick, but not near flexible enough. Not sure what to do about that. I know fear factory and korn won't be popular with chicks (atleast under 300 pounds) so I guess having some shitty music on reserve would be a good idea.

Just play a lot. Your hands will get used to it. I have short fingers, and got past it with enough practice.

Also, don't just learn your favorite songs. Learn a wide variety. This is easy for me purely because my musical taste is so diverse. Not only will it get you learning to play with different tunings, styles, chords, methods, etc, but when you know enough, people will be amazed at your ability to play [insert whatever random band they say they like] instantly on request.

Also, link to college humor vid?

Don't think embedding works for this one

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5QCs3PnQBc[/ame]

[wheeliE-maxx]

Lul "you can also learn the bass and not getting laid" fuuuu it's so true. It's how this 300 pound fish breath snaggeltoothed bitch titties emo kid snagged one of the hottest girls in school. Kid wears a fucking black vinyl jacket

[Spaz]