*** February TRAIN ***

[Spaz]

Did you come down through Ohio and across PA, or through Canada and down from NY?

need passports and all kinds of shit now to cross...

[Hi-Po]

Did you come down through Ohio and across PA, or through Canada and down from NY?

Ohio and across Pennsylvania. Were going through Somerset right now on the turn Pike.

[SiggyZ]

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[cammed goat]

Was a "meh" day at work. Did like 2 oil changes and replaced the front rotors, pads and rear drums on the father's car. Afterward I tormented my mother asking her if she saw her shadow. My manager laughed and called me horrible. After my parents left my job, my other coworker brought in his PS2 and we played NFSU2. And yeah...I chose a goat to race. Slept for an hour afterward. Got out at 3:30 and came home and vegged.

[SiggyZ]

It takes two, but how do they get inside?

[Zapper2003]

Jeff, about the virus on my computer. I can't do anything with it. I can't get online to download the antivirus software. I'm on another computer typing this.

[cammed goat]

Sounds like your computer may be in safe mode Zapper.

[wheeliE-maxx]

About the toyota pedal recall, is the pedal physically stuck or just the electric throttle body?

[Transamws6]

Jeff, about the virus on my computer. I can't do anything with it. I can't get online to download the antivirus software. I'm on another computer typing this.

That sucks, my computer keeps telling me "You have 2 infected files on your computer!", "Your computer is infected!", been doing that for about 2-3 months now, is running fine for some reason though, trying to ignore it but it's hard because i don't want my computer to end up like yours.

I don't know where i got them from, my guess is from downloading games. Stupid viruses man, i tell ya.......

[wheeliE-maxx]

Downloading games? So that's what they call it these days

[cuervo25_1]

Had the funniest find today at work. while doing the "seek and destroy" search for a wheel lock key I found in a box a video by the name of " how to become a porn star volume 6" well I finished up the job and had the guy that wrote it up come out to look at some things so I could explain them to him and he spotted it. he took a bunch of pics with his phone and sent them to all his friends and showed the other guys. made for and interesting day.

[cuervo25_1]

^ oh BTW Cammed you are now a fucktard cause you did the tires and I had a hell of a time finding that effin lock. I can't entirely blame you though, the guy must have missed the volume that stated "do NOT cum in the chick if you don't have protection" as there was a baby seat in the back and it was a 4 runner. none of the tools was under the seat where they normally are.

[cammed goat]

About the toyota pedal recall, is the pedal physically stuck or just the electric throttle body?

I heard a spring in the pedal assembly wears out causing the throttle to "think" the pedal is being pressed. Apparently there is a shim kit to fix the problem. Only thing is that owners have to WAIT to get their recall letter before anything is done to the cars.

[cammed goat]

^ oh BTW Cammed you are now a fucktard cause you did the tires and I had a hell of a time finding that effin lock. I can't entirely blame you though, the guy must have missed the volume that stated "do NOT cum in the chick if you don't have protection" as there was a baby seat in the back and it was a 4 runner. none of the tools was under the seat where they normally are.

4 Runner? Now I am trying to remember.

[cuervo25_1]

4 Runner? Now I am trying to remember.

2001 black tan interio, leather, "fighter jet" style shifter almost 200 k. clear palstic box in the bak withe everything including the "how to be a pornstar vol 6" tape and the wheel tools lol

[cuervo25_1]

^ holy hell have I been drinking and not know it, go typos from hell.

[wheeliE-maxx]

I heard a spring in the pedal assembly wears out causing the throttle to "think" the pedal is being pressed. Apparently there is a shim kit to fix the problem. Only thing is that owners have to WAIT to get their recall letter before anything is done to the cars.

So they'll just be driving around and maybe run through my car until then, hmm. So that explains the fucktard who almost t-boned me at the fourway stop in the sequoia not really, he just kept looking straight and rolled it on the cellphone. I had to lay on the horn and do the angry face, he stopped before he hit me.

[cuervo25_1]

DUDE had an excellant idea if I can make it and get there before everyone else.

[cuervo25_1]

so im in a great mood, yesterday i got a $7 an hr raise

who the hell did you blow?

[cuervo25_1]

My roommate in the bedroom next to me (and who I share a bathroom with) is some quiet weird emo kid. Anyway, his girlfriend lives with him in that small bedroom, and is also quiet and not talkative, but she's a bitch (leaving post-it notes around saying stuff like "you guys need to clean up after yourselves" etc). I never see them though (sometimes hear them leave early in the morning and get back late at night, dunno wtf they do).

Anyway the past couple days there's been this red towel on the floor infront of the shower/toilet, neatly laid out to step on after getting out of the shower.

I go to take a piss today, still wearing sneakers from class. Coming out of the bathroom she's surprisingly not absent and notices me. She goes on to say more words to me than shes said over the course of the 7months they've been living here:

her: "Hey, don't step on the towel with shoes on"
me: "don't leave it on the floor"
her: "it's to keep the floor dry"
me: "the floor gets wet because you either don't know how to use a shower curtain or don't dry yourself before getting out of the shower. After I shower and get out, the floor is always dry. I wear shoes because I don't want to get my bare feet or socks wet in the mess you leave."

She doesn't say anything and just walks back into the bedroom without saying anything.

I'm usually a really cordial guy with everyone, but I just got pissed at her bothering me over such a stupid thing. I don't know, maybe after that I might see less passive-aggressive post-it notes around the apartment.

I mentioned I had my own house with romies, well the ones GF was like that and they were both vegans. I was making a huge pot of potato soup one cold day and the ass hats ruined it by putting in a bunch of spices I hate. so i let them eat it and made a pot of beans with fat back and the whole 9 yards. well later as I knew they would they tore into that. She asked me "since when do you use tofu"

me: I don't
her: then what was in the beans
me: hmmm salt, pepper ,onions,garlic, PIG PARTS
them: EWWWWWWWWWWW

after that they never touched my food again.

she was severly bipolar as well,one day she gave me permission to take her car,since mine was commendered by the guy that built the engine to do more work to it. well I find out that the belt is ready to break and some other things are wrong with it so as a good gesture for her letting me use her car I fixed them followed by a good washing and waxing. Well i get back and I start getting bitched out.

her: WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG
me: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE NOW AND LETS STEP OUTSIDE AND I WILL SHOW YOU.

I showed her her old parts that I had saved in a box and she immediatly noticed the wash/wax job she ran to her room crying because she felt horrible. her boyfriend/ my roomate just shook his head and said "I don't see her and I lasting" and then he started laughing. Kinda scared me