Wife used all of the toilet paper this morning....

**0rion** · 12-20-2009, 03:25 AM

you must really love your wife.......

**cuervo25_1** · 12-20-2009, 04:52 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

you must really love your wife.......

Maybe you should mail your saints jersey to him

**310stanger** · 12-20-2009, 05:15 AM

I vote a big HELL YEAH! for the clean wipe. I covet a clean wipe. Mud butt and you are in for an itchy rest of your day and smelly one at that.

**Ramairgod84** · 12-20-2009, 07:20 AM

maybe if she lets it go on long enough, maybe she'll think she did it herself...

**basballny2** · 12-20-2009, 10:14 AM

this thread is full of fail

**KMdef9** · 12-20-2009, 10:17 AM

This is the funniest thread of the day, LMAO. Pics!

**tatertot91** · 12-20-2009, 10:20 AM

use the cardboard roll next time

**loasdrums** · 12-21-2009, 08:44 AM

I shall morn you after she beats you to death for this until then here is a bunny with a waffle on its head:

**402 Guru** · 12-21-2009, 08:57 AM

this is a awesome post funniest thing i've herd all day

**third_shift|studios** · 12-21-2009, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by loasdrums

I shall morn you after she beats you to death for this until then here is a bunny with a waffle on its head:

noob.

**nitrox28** · 12-21-2009, 09:28 AM

UPDATE!!!! Last night or 18mo old pooped all over her, her robe, and her pajamas! He's been sick and she had him in the rocking chair. I heard her scream and he had exploding diarrhea all over everything. It was soooo nasty. She was bitching about getting it on her clothes and his clothes. I was laughing my ASS off!

**SAGGIN** · 12-21-2009, 09:32 AM

Damn, you are asking for it...haha....if she's a good cook prepare to starve...damn, no magazine or news paper or anything huh?...lol.

**pajeff02** · 12-21-2009, 09:45 AM

You had better go buy a lottery ticket -- NOW! You are one lucky SOB.

**Sarge** · 12-21-2009, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

UPDATE!!!! Last night or 18mo old pooped all over her, her robe, and her pajamas! He's been sick and she had him in the rocking chair. I heard her scream and he had exploding diarrhea all over everything. It was soooo nasty. She was bitching about getting it on her clothes and his clothes. I was laughing my ASS off!

How much did you pay the lil shit to do that? Good plan.

**basballny2** · 12-21-2009, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by 402 Wifey

I SAY BURN THE EVIDENCE!!! AND RUN!!!!!

i say you post some pics up to rescue this thread

**BdAsBrd01** · 12-21-2009, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by pajeff02

You had better go buy a lottery ticket -- NOW! You are one lucky SOB.

THIS.

**Ramairgod84** · 12-21-2009, 11:45 AM

good plan, give the baby laxatives. now dam man thats fighting dirty!!

**waldo** · 12-22-2009, 05:27 AM

so wrong

**JHayesLS1** · 12-22-2009, 07:11 AM

So help me God if my wife ever leaves the TP roll empty I'll take a shit in the dryer and start drying her clothes.

**waldo** · 12-22-2009, 07:21 AM

I may be way off base, but I could give two shits if the holders empty, it’s 30 seconds out of my life no big deal.

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