Wife used all of the toilet paper this morning....

[loasdrums]

If you get a divorce she wont get shit from you.

What the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?

[BdAsBrd01]

Where's a pic of this? If she's wearin' it and finds out, man you're toast!!! Better throw that shit (pun intended) in the washer 1st chance you get.

[c5z28]

Where's a pic of this? If she's wearin' it and finds out, man you're toast!!! Better throw that shit (pun intended) in the washer 1st chance you get.

Nope means he didn't get enough on the first time.

[Ramairgod84]

lol still nothing? He's probably dead. One question tho..if there's shit on the robe, and she sits down on the couch, or bed, or wherever else, doesnt she run the risk of spreading shit all over the place?

[Brian H Drifer]

lol still nothing? He's probably dead. One question tho..if there's shit on the robe, and she sits down on the couch, or bed, or wherever else, doesnt she run the risk of spreading shit all over the place?

brings a new meaning to the work shithouse.

[35th-ANV-SS]

Bet it smells delicious in your house

[mmciau]

Is this what you left on your wife's nightie? She will be impressed!!

http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread...03#post1962603

06-15-2009, 02:53 PM #59 nitrox28
Senior Member



Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Lexingon Kentucky
Age: 37
Posts: 1,691

1999 Firebird.
1997 Grand Cherokee

Infractions: 2/0 (0)



Ok. My regular family doc or....

irbaboon.....SAME THING with the mucus. I didn't mention that because I didn't want to be gross. It's like a giant glob of bloody snot sometimes.
Last edited by nitrox28; 06-15-2009 at 02:56 PM.

[samuraidonkey]

I think it's situations like this that cause our nations 50% divorce rate.

[Brian H Drifer]

I think it's situations like this that cause our nations 50% divorce rate.

Marriage is what causes the nations high divorce rate.

[third_shift|studios]

this could achieve a new level of Epic

[Brian H Drifer]

this could achieve a new level of Epic

who has it now? lol

[nitrox28]

She had no idea. She's wearing it again now. Clueless.

[35th-ANV-SS]

She had no idea. She's wearing it again now. Clueless.

[pajeff02]

If I were you I think I would throw out my toothbrush and check everything that you plan on wearing very carefully. This can not have a good ending... no way she is missing the fact that her robe has been accessorized with chunky skid marks!

[silverWS6]

Can't she smell it?

[Modulistic]

Always wear tube socks and carry a pocket knife. then you can cut the tops off the tube socks and wipe with them.

[BdAsBrd01]

She had no idea. She's wearing it again now. Clueless.

Man you better throw the damn thing in the wash before

[BdAsBrd01]

Can't she smell it?

She isn't expecting anything like that. If she smells anything she probab thinks it's a fart...

[Ramairgod84]

lol... "Will you quit following me around farting?!?!?!" "God you're such a child!!" lol

[BdAsBrd01]

lol... "Will you quit following me around farting?!?!?!" "God you're such a child!!" lol

That's about how it'd go too!