Interesting day

**cuervo25_1** · 11-03-2009, 05:39 PM

well today I started off with tires and that seemed to be the course of the day. however pulled in 30 bucks in tips by noon.

Quarter to 10 or so A few coworkers said there is fresh meat out there in the parking lot.

me: wth are you talking about
them: you didn't hear the gunshots?
me: no because I am working I don't have time to listen for gunshots
them: a chick hit a deer and broke its back legs and the cops was called and he shot it
me: BS
them: nope no BS
me:*rushes through the the 2 tire I am working on and checks out the situation*

Well as I was heading out there noticed that the peeps that hit the deer was getting ready to leave, noticed the front of their car had very little damage.

I mutter to myself something about them being luck bastards and head on over to talk to the officer.

me: what do I need to do to get this deer
PO: its yours if you want it, just stop by the PD when you leave and get a permit for it
me: *to myself* sweet * to the PO* thats it?
PO: yes
me: well she was lucky barely did any damage to her car
PO: yes real lucky it didn't slide up her hood and through the windsheild

He the proceeded to tell me he shot it 3 times and showed me where.Then let me know that I need to get the bullets out and gut it asap(like i didn't know this). Since it was fairley cool today I knew it would be ok to let it set.

At lunch I run out with a razor blade ,latex gloves and a knife and go to work. when about halfway through a coworker walks out.
him: I cant believe your doing this,it is going to be a nasty mess
me: nope see this stuff, it is the guts not a single thing ruptured.I am sure the only mess will be the heart and lungs.

about that time he caught a whiff

him: woo that stinks
me: breath through your mouth
him: stinks to much I am going in

well i continue on and when i get through the sternum I notice that the lungs and heart.....well the very tiny bits of heart was evreywhere.No biggie been there a hundred times. well I have lost the stomach I had built up to that mess and no amount of breathing through my mouth helped. went of to the side hurled then went back to buisness. finished it up and dumped all the blood ect out and took a couple sticks to hold it open to air out and drain more.

the rest of the day went on as normal except for the million questions the coworkers asked about it, and notifications such as the guy that left because of the smell.

him: you know there are flys on the deer?
me: how many?
him: 2 or 3
me: no biggie it washes off, besides the parts I want are covered by the hide. the flys are after the easy stuff thats on the outside like the pieces of heart and lungs.

after work the same guy and I decided to take a walk out to check out the situation.I took a couple tire bags with me and layed them on the jeep floor in the back. then tied a strap around its neck while he climbed in the front to pull it in while i pushed the rest in. the whole time we were making jokes

him: now don't tie that to tight you will strangle it
me: oh yea I forgot, what is the rule at least a finger between?
him:yea, and make sure you tie a pretty bow in it as well
me: kk

by that time the manager walked out .

mngr: I can't believe your helping him
me: thats because he isn't a big pansy like you guys
co worker: yea thats right
mngr: Now wait,tony you always say he is queer
me: not anymore, now you guys are eww ewww eww like a bunch of little girls. hell I know girls that don't even act like that
mngr to co work: what will your wife say?
co work: you best be getting some meat bitch

after that it was pretty much clean up run to coworkers to grab a tarp to cover it in the car( people are anal about seeing dead deer up here) and the PD to get the permit.then to the polls to do my civic duty and vote for gov ect then home

this is where it gets funny

me: HEY HONEY I AM HOME AND I HAVE A SURPRISE
son and wife: WHAT IS IT
me: THERE WAS A MOB HIT ON BAMBI TODAY
wife: WTH are you talking about
me; tells the story to her
her: have you lost your effen mind, do you expect me to eat road kill
me: nope and actually it was cop killed the car just broke its rear legs
her: but it has been sitting all day
me: yea but it was gutted by lunch
her ok fine but it still sat all day
me: he hon there are hunters that don't find their deer for a day or so and they are fine. it isn't like it is 100 degrees out.
her: fine but don't expect me to eat any
me: good more for me

it is now in the freezer,with the exception of a backstrap which was promptly sliced and fried. mmmmm mmmmm good

Oh and BTW cammed it was the one that was behind the shop.

**toi tyme** · 11-03-2009, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

well today I started off with tires and that seemed to be the course of the day. however pulled in 30 bucks in tips by noon.

Quarter to 10 or so A few coworkers said there is fresh meat out there in the parking lot.

me: wth are you talking about
them: you didn't hear the gunshots?
me: no because I am working I don't have time to listen for gunshots
them: a chick hit a deer and broke its back legs and the cops was called and he shot it
me: BS
them: nope no BS
me:*rushes through the the 2 tire I am working on and checks out the situation*

Well as I was heading out there noticed that the peeps that hit the deer was getting ready to leave, noticed the front of their car had very little damage.

I mutter to myself something about them being luck bastards and head on over to talk to the officer.

me: what do I need to do to get this deer
PO: its yours if you want it, just stop by the PD when you leave and get a permit for it
me: *to myself* sweet * to the PO* thats it?
PO: yes
me: well she was lucky barely did any damage to her car
PO: yes real lucky it didn't slide up her hood and through the windsheild

He the proceeded to tell me he shot it 3 times and showed me where.Then let me know that I need to get the bullets out and gut it asap(like i didn't know this). Since it was fairley cool today I knew it would be ok to let it set.

At lunch I run out with a razor blade ,latex gloves and a knife and go to work. when about halfway through a coworker walks out.
him: I cant believe your doing this,it is going to be a nasty mess
me: nope see this stuff, it is the guts not a single thing ruptured.I am sure the only mess will be the heart and lungs.

about that time he caught a whiff

him: woo that stinks
me: breath through your mouth
him: stinks to much I am going in

well i continue on and when i get through the sternum I notice that the lungs and heart.....well the very tiny bits of heart was evreywhere.No biggie been there a hundred times. well I have lost the stomach I had built up to that mess and no amount of breathing through my mouth helped. went of to the side hurled then went back to buisness. finished it up and dumped all the blood ect out and took a couple sticks to hold it open to air out and drain more.

the rest of the day went on as normal except for the million questions the coworkers asked about it, and notifications such as the guy that left because of the smell.

him: you know there are flys on the deer?
me: how many?
him: 2 or 3
me: no biggie it washes off, besides the parts I want are covered by the hide. the flys are after the easy stuff thats on the outside like the pieces of heart and lungs.

after work the same guy and I decided to take a walk out to check out the situation.I took a couple tire bags with me and layed them on the jeep floor in the back. then tied a strap around its neck while he climbed in the front to pull it in while i pushed the rest in. the whole time we were making jokes

him: now don't tie that to tight you will strangle it
me: oh yea I forgot, what is the rule at least a finger between?
him:yea, and make sure you tie a pretty bow in it as well
me: kk

by that time the manager walked out .

mngr: I can't believe your helping him
me: thats because he isn't a big pansy like you guys
co worker: yea thats right
mngr: Now wait,tony you always say he is queer
me: not anymore, now you guys are eww ewww eww like a bunch of little girls. hell I know girls that don't even act like that
mngr to co work: what will your wife say?
co work: you best be getting some meat bitch

after that it was pretty much clean up run to coworkers to grab a tarp to cover it in the car( people are anal about seeing dead deer up here) and the PD to get the permit.then to the polls to do my civic duty and vote for gov ect then home

this is where it gets funny

me: HEY HONEY I AM HOME AND I HAVE A SURPRISE
son and wife: WHAT IS IT
me: THERE WAS A MOB HIT ON BAMBI TODAY
wife: WTH are you talking about
me; tells the story to her
her: have you lost your effen mind, do you expect me to eat road kill
me: nope and actually it was cop killed the car just broke its rear legs
her: but it has been sitting all day
me: yea but it was gutted by lunch
her ok fine but it still sat all day
me: he hon there are hunters that don't find their deer for a day or so and they are fine. it isn't like it is 100 degrees out.
her: fine but don't expect me to eat any
me: good more for me

it is now in the freezer,with the exception of a backstrap which was promptly sliced and fried. mmmmm mmmmm good

Oh and BTW cammed it was the one that was behind the shop.

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**pajeff02** · 11-03-2009, 05:46 PM

I always point out dead things along side the road and tell my daughter that is what we are having for dinner. I never acted on it though. Good story!

**cammed goat** · 11-03-2009, 05:49 PM

**toi tyme** · 11-03-2009, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by pajeff02

I always point out dead things along side the road and tell my daughter that is what we are having for dinner. I never acted on it though. Good story!

my dad used to do that

Or just driving around.. wed pass some cows.. hed just name off shit to grill.. "mmm ribs.... ribeye... steak..... brisket..... Tbone......"

i hated that

**cuervo25_1** · 11-03-2009, 05:56 PM

oh yea the one guy that helped me load it asked me earlier what I was gonna name it. to which I replied "dinner"

**c5z28** · 11-03-2009, 06:14 PM

mmmmm.

**toi tyme** · 11-03-2009, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

oh yea the one guy that helped me load it asked me earlier what I was gonna name it. to which I replied "dinner"

haha i had a customer say that, when he was buying live lobster from me

I told him he should take their bands off and let them fight to the death before he boils them..... and that he should name them.. he goes "dinner and entree."

**Smittro** · 11-03-2009, 06:29 PM

How big was it? Lots of meat?

**cuervo25_1** · 11-03-2009, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Smittro

How big was it? Lots of meat?

Guessing 170 or so live, quit a bit of meat. Just wish I had acess to a butcher shop for chopped meat (hamburger) and power saws ect. I had to cut everything with knives and hand saws. which is why I bought the butcher kit in the first place lol.

**Smittro** · 11-03-2009, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

Guessing 170 or so live, quit a bit of meat. Just wish I had acess to a butcher shop for chopped meat (hamburger) and power saws ect. I had to cut everything with knives and hand saws. which is why I bought the butcher kit in the first place lol.

Sweet! I'm on my way to your place for a steak!

**cuervo25_1** · 11-03-2009, 07:00 PM

Oh keep forgeting other things that happened today.

The Boss fired one of the new guys because he is in lala land(which was true)

I called the boss a liar and got away with it.

me: where is matt (while i was in the front waiting area )
boss: in the back
go to the back don't see matt, start talking about my dinner boss walkes in as I turn an notice matt is inn the front waiting area
me: oh Matt is up front
boss: well if you wasn't back here talking to the guys you would know that
one of the guys: OH SNAP
me: well if you didn't lie to me in the first effen place, i wouldn't be talking to them I would be talking to Matt
the same guy: OH SHIT SNAPPLE
boss: shuts his mouth hangs his head and walks away

**86 IROC-Z** · 11-03-2009, 07:41 PM

I hear deer jerky is pretty good, confirm/deny?

**justinmc978** · 11-03-2009, 07:42 PM

buffalo is better. and a bigger rush to wrestle to the ground

**Hi-Po** · 11-03-2009, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I hear deer jerky is pretty good, confirm/deny?

Deer Jerky is very good. Also one of the most expensive things to process deer meat into.

**Smittro** · 11-03-2009, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by justinmc978

buffalo is better. and a bigger rush to wrestle to the ground

Ever have white tail? Far better..

**Smittro** · 11-03-2009, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Deer Jerky is very good. Also one of the most expensive things to process deer meat into.

**third_shift|studios** · 11-04-2009, 06:01 AM

got down to "so i got my gloves and went to town" and almost spewed in mouth...

**TransAm11973** · 11-04-2009, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I hear deer jerky is pretty good, confirm/deny?

depends who makes it and the deer, usually very good but i have had some bad jerky before

**tep98ws6** · 11-04-2009, 01:32 PM

i always wondered what happens when a deer is hit in the "city" -ish area and has to be put out of it's misery. now i know. all of our deer here seem to be made out of rubber ... you hit one, they bounce off the front end and run.