Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

[LgndKller20073]

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Who is this?



Interestingly enough, that's how most of my conversations go no matter the question I ask.

[cuervo25_1]

me: hey honey can I tap that
her: you did on wed 2 times.
me: no technicly one time wed and one time thurs,it was 12 am you know.
her: ok you got it 2 days this week isn't that enough?
me: hell no I want it at least 4 times a day
her: *laughs* well you can forget that buddy boy that aint happining
me: ok we will negotiate once a day every day
her: is that all you think about is sex?
me: yup...well and food
her: and hunting and fishing
me: yea food.
her: dinner is ready
me: FOOOD.....what was we talking about?
her: later
me: no I am hungry now
her: I mean sex
me: oh SWEEEET

[35th-ANV-SS]

me: hey honey can I tap that
her: you did on wed 2 times.
me: no technicly one time wed and one time thurs,it was 12 am you know.
her: ok you got it 2 days this week isn't that enough?
me: hell no I want it at least 4 times a day
her: *laughs* well you can forget that buddy boy that aint happining
me: ok we will negotiate once a day every day
her: is that all you think about is sex?
me: yup...well and food
her: and hunting and fishing
me: yea food.
her: dinner is ready
me: FOOOD.....what was we talking about?
her: later
me: no I am hungry now
her: I mean sex
me: oh SWEEEET

You two should make a sitcom Hilarious

[cuervo25_1]

You two should make a sitcom Hilarious

I gotta do something or the boss would have me so pissed I would lose everything. In jersey they don't eff around with crazy people