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10-05-2009, 03:14 PM #1
Milk n' Cookies
There was a gentleman living in a small village who had a stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a
nursing mother.
Well, there weren't too many women in the village nursing babies and even fewer who would agree to allow a grown man to suck on their breast. But low and behold, the poor man finally found a rather buxom young girl who had recently given birth and was willing to help him out--for a price.
The man was desperate because his condition was growing worse, so he agreed to pay the woman the amount of money she demanded. After all, the woman had a newborn baby to care for and the father had abandoned them to their fate.
The first day was a bit awkward as the man showed up and, with a bit of anxiety and embarrassment, leaned over and began to suckle the woman's breast.
Well, weeks went by and the awkwardness began to fade.
One day, the woman realized that the man's suckling was beginning to arouse her sexually. It became almost unbearable and finally, in a sensuous voice, she said, "Is there anything else you'd like?"
The man paused in his suckling for a moment, looked up at her, and said, "Yeah, got any cookies?"
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10-05-2009, 03:36 PM #2
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10-05-2009, 05:08 PM #3
There once was a man who lived outside a small town in CA, he drove an A4 Z28. He told shitty jokes.
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10-05-2009, 06:02 PM #4
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I thought this was going to be about the best candy bar ever made..
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10-05-2009, 09:16 PM #5
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10-05-2009, 09:21 PM #6
i lurve sucking on a nice pair of tits
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