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09-28-2009, 06:47 PM #1
This should make some people laugh!!
Here is a current conversation which is still going on between me and my cum dumpster.
Out of the blue her: You fucker, you got me sick.
Me: Not me, haven't seen you in a week and felt healthy as a horse when we were together.
Her: LMAO whatever. I saw your ex today, she is hot....can I have her.
Me: No response
Her: I saw your sexy ass camaro too, I want that bitch 2?
Me: Nope on the maro but you can have my nasty fat ex, I'm not sweatin it.
Her: I hate to break it to you but she is hot, I would do her
Me: If you think she is hot now, you should have seen her when I fucked her. Since me she has gained 50 lbs
Her: Fat girls are hot too Pete
Me: Not a chance
Her: Wake the fuck up Pete, hot girls can be hot too
Me: Why don't you fuckin go fuck her fat ass then. I told you not to be textin me out of the blue about my fuckin ex. I don't fuckin care! I broke up with her cuz she is a fuckin wacko and you are too!
Her: WOW! I would hate to see what you say about me behind my back.
Me: Well your fucked up. I told you I hate that shit and you do it anyway. You can kiss my ass!
Her: I'm sorry pete but the wake the fuck up was a joke. I didn't know you didn't like me textin about her
Me: WOW! Your bright! I told you one time before not to text me about my ex. Who the fuck does that. Go fuck her and both you whales can ride the ripples
Her: I'm sorry ok, I told you once. And the kiss my ass comment....ICK! But if thats what it takes to keep you fuckin me and not mad then ok.
And that boys and girls is how you do itYoung ones....take notes. And to all wondering, no pics of either. Ex use to be hot before I left her, now missing the cock she shoves food in her mouth.
Last edited by blackSS01; 09-28-2009 at 06:51 PM.
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Man: The Mods you are fighting,
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Me: That is why no one will remember your name!
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09-28-2009, 06:49 PM #2
Cool story bro
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09-28-2009, 06:49 PM #3
Riveting tale, chap
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09-28-2009, 06:50 PM #4
Enchanting chronicle, yeoman
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09-28-2009, 06:50 PM #5
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09-28-2009, 06:55 PM #6
pass me the chronic WHAT cles of narnia
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09-28-2009, 06:56 PM #7
Glorious ending. Gripping, yet so calming. Riveting, suspenseful, delightful with a truely must see story line.
Robert gives it two thumbs up eberts ass.
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09-28-2009, 06:57 PM #8
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Phantom Black Metallic- 2004 GTO M6
Ya gotta love when ya tell someone NOT to talk about something and they do it anyway. If my friends tell me not to break their stones, I just don't do it. Plain and simple.
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09-28-2009, 06:59 PM #9
Her: Do you forgive me pwlease?
Me: I am posting this on 4chan as we speak
Her: What? What is 4chan?
Me: Its a internet website.
Her: What are you posting?
Me: Our convo, people call it gripping
Her: Lol no your not Pete babe. I really am sorry, didn't know you would get worked up
Me: Why wouldn't I get worked up and yes this has made the net
Her: You wouldn't do that and I'm sorry for the last time. When are you going to fuck me. Its been a week babe
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09-28-2009, 07:01 PM #10
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Phantom Black Metallic- 2004 GTO M6
Mmm Hmm...suuuuuure, plead the case. God I love that.
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09-28-2009, 07:02 PM #11
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09-28-2009, 07:05 PM #12
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Phantom Black Metallic- 2004 GTO M6
Awww sh1t...LEMONCATwillhazhizrevenge.
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09-28-2009, 07:06 PM #13
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Gon' be some freaky shit going down on make up secks day, has fun
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09-28-2009, 07:09 PM #14
Pics of girl
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09-28-2009, 07:10 PM #15
Her: Why are you not responding to my texts?? I swear on my life I will never bring her up again.
Me: No response
Her: COME ON PETE! I feel like shit and like to make myself feel better by messin around.
Me: I don't like messin around by text and I told you that months ago. DO YOU LISTEN! I also told you about the ex thing too.
Her: You don't see me gettin all pissy that you called me a whale and a wacko. Just drop it Pete.
Me: I can't lmao....cuz I'm postin this shit on the net and need to make it epic
Her: Your not, your at work.
Me: UUUHH I have the net at work sometimes lmao lol. I have burned you.
Her: Pete...
Me: What?
Still waiting for response.
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09-28-2009, 07:11 PM #16
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09-28-2009, 07:11 PM #17
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09-28-2009, 07:12 PM #18
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09-28-2009, 07:12 PM #19
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It's k, post that shit up ninja edit,saw your last post
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09-28-2009, 07:13 PM #20
I don't know how to post a pic from a cell on this site. Never did it before, never really needed to. Someone help me I'm a
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