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09-13-2009, 10:29 AM #12002 Formula Firehawk
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got sodomized
by my bikes seat. I was feeling fit and strong yesterday night that i decided to take my bike out of storage and go for a good ol 20 mile ride. 3.5hrs later my legs are dead n my ass hurts....I took a long hour hot shower and i still feel dirty
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09-13-2009, 10:39 AM #211 years of bangin gears
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Phantom Black Metallic- 2004 GTO M6
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09-13-2009, 11:19 AM #3Just me
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Pewter metallic- 2000 Camaro SS
Did you use protection?
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09-13-2009, 11:24 AM #4Impounded
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Everything fiberglass- 2005 Amberlamps
Was it good for him though?
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09-13-2009, 11:37 AM #5Bone it like you own it
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Black / Stryker Blue- 2K WS.6/ 2K9 G8GT
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09-13-2009, 11:41 AM #6I don't sell out!
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IB4 the
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they are the biggest Men I have ever seen. I
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09-13-2009, 11:46 AM #7Member
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On your ass flashing- my highbeams
It gets easier
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09-13-2009, 12:20 PM #8I like turtles
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Was lube used?
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09-13-2009, 12:29 PM #911 years of bangin gears
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09-13-2009, 01:59 PM #10LSwut
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Monkey butt is the technical term for the pain in your ass
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09-13-2009, 02:04 PM #11Impounded
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As someone who does both, monkey butt is way worse shifting back and forth on the gripper seat of my Honda than a bicycle. Gooch is cherry red and painfull for weeks
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09-13-2009, 02:06 PM #12Bone it like you own it
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Black / Stryker Blue- 2K WS.6/ 2K9 G8GT
made my Ex ride the back of my 07 R6R for about 8 hrs in a mini and a thong.
her ass was RAW for 3 days. 
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09-13-2009, 02:10 PM #13Impounded
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lol, i'm guessing that just meant you got NO pussy
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09-13-2009, 02:11 PM #14Bone it like you own it
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No, I got pussy, just not from her
Was worth it.... Horse-humpin' bitch.
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09-13-2009, 04:04 PM #15Senior Member
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05 Wrangler- 00 Z28 sold :-(
Riding too long makes your cawk no worky..
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09-13-2009, 04:08 PM #16Impounded
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^ riding too long and getting impailed in the gooch by a handle bar. That's what showing off infront of people (sisters ex) gets you. Ended up walking behind the bike straight up at 30, it flipped forward and the handle bar/brake lever stabbed me in the gooch. Everytime I looked at my dick for atleast a month it would say "leave me the hell alone", or atleast I think it did.
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09-13-2009, 04:14 PM #17Impounded
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Everything fiberglass- 2005 Amberlamps
Fun fact: The act of riding a bicycle can be rough and vigorous enough to break a females hymen.
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09-13-2009, 05:49 PM #18Rodzilla Tha Cavity Filla
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teal- 99 Z28 with an SS complex
20 miles in 3.5 hours, wtf? That is uber slow????????????
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09-13-2009, 06:47 PM #19Senior Member
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black- 98 WS6
unless it's in the dirt
Originally Posted by zero_proto
I've done some long rides on my supermoto with a stock seat and it's gotta be over 10hrs for my ass to hurt now.
Maybe you don't ride often enough.
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09-13-2009, 06:47 PM #202002 Formula Firehawk
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Black- 2002 Formula Firehawk
this first half was done in about an hour moslty downhill through crowded streets(friday night in socal) on the way back it was uphill and with ass bleeding, i couldnt sit on the seat anymore, i tried the one bunn on the seat technique but couldnt pedal. Originally Posted by zero_proto
And this my first time biking in maybe 10 years, poor legs died
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