My fail for the day.

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-03-2009, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Balls hitting other balls and exploding.

Nope, wasn't playing it, but that's damn sure how I felt after the fact.

**SSjunior** · 09-03-2009, 01:47 PM

**NoscamaroSS** · 09-03-2009, 02:40 PM

You shouldve gave her your best eliminator Z28 pickup line!

**c5z28** · 09-03-2009, 02:50 PM

Be real chill next time-tell her to pay for your bus fair, then tell her to fuck off.
Makes you look like an ass instead of a dousche

**allbaugh_04** · 09-03-2009, 02:57 PM

Complete fail, i would of said something and failed, but you didn't even say shit...

**0rion** · 09-03-2009, 03:55 PM

life just immitates art

**Hi-Po** · 09-03-2009, 04:45 PM

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-03-2009, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by NoscamaroSS

You shouldve gave her your best eliminator Z28 pickup line!

Where the hell is he? Never around when I need him most!

Originally Posted by c5z28

Be real chill next time-tell her to pay for your bus fair, then tell her to fuck off.
Makes you look like an ass instead of a dousche

YES

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

Complete fail, i would of said something and failed, but you didn't even say shit...

"Sorry..." "SHIT!"

Originally Posted by 0rion

life just immitates art

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, amirite? amirite?

**allbaugh_04** · 09-03-2009, 05:58 PM

LOL here's a better one. Have her say excuse me and then just let the crickets do the rest..

**ss~zoso~ss** · 09-03-2009, 06:02 PM

its ok, you have a fat girlfriend

**Spaz** · 09-03-2009, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Rub it in a bit more please.

we rub it in while she is rubbing it out tonight... as well as you... you live once bro... go for it...

**midnightnavyz28** · 09-03-2009, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

we rub it in while she is rubbing it out tonight... as well as you... you live once bro... go for it...

**pajeff02** · 09-03-2009, 06:24 PM

Hmmm. I took you to be one of those people who would always have a come back -- any time, any place, any situation, any comment. Wouldn't matter what was said, or who said it.

Either I misread you, or the instant that opportunity knocked you had a fleeting premonition that the fat chick waiting for you at your apartment might cause your gonads serious damage if she found you flirting with a 7-1/2on the street.

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-03-2009, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

we rub it in while she is rubbing it out tonight... as well as you... you live once bro... go for it...

Originally Posted by pajeff02

Hmmm. I took you to be one of those people who would always have a come back -- any time, any place, any situation, any comment. Wouldn't matter what was said, or who said it.

Either I misread you, or the instant that opportunity knocked you had a fleeting premonition that the fat chick waiting for you at your apartment might cause your gonads serious damage if she found you flirting with a 7-1/2on the street.

You read me right the first time. I normally do. This is why this is a fail for me. If it were an everyday occurrence it wouldn't be a fail (relative to all the other times).

As for my girlfriend, whatever. It's gonna be over soon. Using her as the subject of a troll thread should have shed light on that fact.

**pajeff02** · 09-03-2009, 06:56 PM

Now the question is: Should there be any interest, how do you fix this with Ms. 7-1/2 so she does not think that you just blew her off?

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-03-2009, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by pajeff02

Now the question is: Should there be any interest, how do you fix this with Ms. 7-1/2 so she does not think that you just blew her off?

Probably, the next time I see her, whisper in her ear, "Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

**pajeff02** · 09-03-2009, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Probably, the next time I see her, whisper in her ear, "Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

Let me know how that works out for you.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 09-03-2009, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

"Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-03-2009, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by pajeff02

Let me know how that works out for you.

Will do. Haven't tried it myself yet, but I hear good things.

**midnightnavyz28** · 09-03-2009, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by pajeff02

Hmmm. I took you to be one of those people who would always have a come back -- any time, any place, any situation, any comment. Wouldn't matter what was said, or who said it.

Either I misread you, or the instant that opportunity knocked you had a fleeting premonition that the fat chick waiting for you at your apartment might cause your gonads serious damage if she found you flirting with a 7-1/2on the street.

.....he has no respect for women..... he has no game with women either