Witnessed a burglary...

[Musclefan21]

... without entering a property at all.

well, I was sleeping at the balcony because it was too damn hot in the house and A/C was broken. I liked sleeping outside anyways because i liked to smoke and listen neighborhood cats ****ing and fighting. (hilarious, i highly recommend everyone)

People generally had hardwood floors and had carpets on them. When they washed their carpets, they would hang them at the balcony so they would dry quick.

anyway, i heard a couple whistles and saw this van parked on the side of the road and a guy picked up a ****ing cat like it just ate another cat. huge. they walked underneath a building across the street and one dude grabbed the back legs and the other front. They counted till 3 and threw this cat to freaking 3rd story balcony. The car naturally opened up the blades and grabbed the carpet and since the cat was so heavy, the carpet and cat fell down together and they collected the carpet. The cat ran for its life but these dudes had full ammo, they pulled another giant cat and moved to the next apartment. Once, they threw the cat to another 3rd story balcony, cat grabbed the carpet but carpet was too heavy to fall and cat got stuck there. He was so heavy, he couldnt pull itself up and started to meowing worse than those cats which gangbanged the other cat on top of the tree. They went ahead and grabbed another cat out of the van, threw up to that 3rd story balcony to bring the carpet and the other cat down but this cat wouldnt hook because the cat which was stuck there would hiss and scare the crap out of the other cat. Well, they left the cat there and ran away because the stuck cat was screaming crazy. As far as I know the little kid who lived in that apartment shook the cat off of the carpet and the cat fell down.

What a night that was... I didn't call the cops.

[zero_proto]

well now i got an idea

[35th-ANV-SS]

Dam. Where in IL are ya? LOL. That's some crazy shit! People will think of just about anything to take advantage of others. This world is wonderful we live in.

[ss~zoso~ss]

your typo of car instead of cat kinda threw me off for a second...

[tatertot91]

your typo of car instead of cat kinda threw me off for a second...

Same hear
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[Hi-Po]

I have never, never heard of shit like that. How great of carpet is this? Must be some high thread per square inch to be throwing cats and shit. Honestly, after thinking about how stupid this sounds.... I dont even believe you. You have to be kidding.

[310stanger]

<<< doesnt get it

[ss~zoso~ss]

people hang their carpets on their balcony to dry, the thieves threw cats up onto the carpets because they figured the cat's weight would drag the carpet off the railing when the cat grabbed onto it instead of falling to its death.

[Spaz]

catapult???

[86 IROC-Z]

[2000SSM6]

That is some funny chit right there, LOLOLOL.

[310stanger]

is their a big demand for carpets all of a sudden?

[Spaz]

is their a big demand for carpets all of a sudden?

carpet munchers are on the rise these days...

[310stanger]

carpet munchers are on the rise these days...

taps door bell is ringing around the clock then?

[Spaz]

taps door bell is ringing around the clock then?

[silverWS6]

Ahahahahaha spaz just made my day with those lines

[Red97GTP]

Same here
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Fixed