You know you drive an F-body when

**NOTOWNZ28** · 08-29-2009, 07:20 PM

I'm a lot of these but a 4 and 7 for sure

**02transamce** · 08-29-2009, 07:53 PM

37) when you can walk into a parts house and get the amber turn signal bulbs without looking them up. because......

38)when it rains,you go thru a carwash,or there is dew on the ground your damn turn signal bulbs pop.

**raysz28** · 08-29-2009, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by 02transamce

37) when you can walk into a parts house and get the amber turn signal bulbs without looking them up. because......

38)when it rains,you go thru a carwash,or there is dew on the ground your damn turn signal bulbs pop.

Wow...so true! lol

**02transamce** · 08-29-2009, 08:54 PM

thought that was a 98-02 trans am thing,camaros have the same issue?

**wheeliE-maxx** · 08-29-2009, 09:07 PM

You know you drive an f-body when- you cringe as a dumb ass closes or opens the door with the glass itself. When someone parks within four feet of you and you physically can't get in your car, except Dukes of Hazzard style. When you get a charlie horse just trying to get your left leg out of the car when the door isn't fully opened. When every driver in Houston seems to ignore your existance and trys to lane change over you until you drop down to third on the highway and scare the piss outta them... I guess the last one about not being seen is normal around here. They can't see my huggar orange full size truck either strangely? Seems as if they aim for it at times even. When the p.o. of the car puts on a shitty ass y and flowcrapper catback and it sounds like a nice wet fart in the 2-3k rpm range under power. Mine aren't that great, but true

**IT_SS** · 08-30-2009, 04:50 AM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

You know you drive an f-body when- you cringe as a dumb ass closes or opens the door with the glass itself. When someone parks within four feet of you and you physically can't get in your car, except Dukes of Hazzard style. When you get a charlie horse just trying to get your left leg out of the car when the door isn't fully opened. When every driver in Los Angeles County seems to ignore your existance and trys to lane change over you until you drop down to third on the highway and scare the piss outta them... I guess the last one about not being seen is normal around here. They can't see my huggar orange full size truck either strangely? Seems as if they aim for it at times even. When the p.o. of the car puts on a shitty ass y and flowcrapper catback and it sounds like a nice wet fart in the 2-3k rpm range under power. Mine aren't that great, but true

^^self edit^^

39) When your car can be used as an ice breaker when meeting your girl friends dad for the first time

40) When you go to the gas station, give the attendant a $100.00 bill and get back less than $47.00 change.

41) You find your self humming the Night Rider theme, followed by East Bound and Down

**Tman** · 08-30-2009, 05:37 AM

# 33 Does not mind cracked side doors..

**raynor139** · 08-30-2009, 10:02 AM

42) Your car is cleaner then your house/apartment will ever be.

**NeeD4SpeeD** · 08-30-2009, 10:42 AM

43) You name your car and refer to her as such " WOW! Crystal gave me a great ride lastnight! We were at it all night, going everywhere we could and even joined in with my friend and his bitch Jessica!" And other people hearing that out of context can only envy you as they think your a massive PIMP! Then you get slapped by your REAL girlfriend for cheating! And when she finds out your referring to your F-Body...Slaps you again for enjoying the car more then her LOL!

**IT_SS** · 08-30-2009, 11:36 AM

44) you feel good about referring to you car as your whore

**Jared J** · 08-31-2009, 12:40 AM

yes i do that

**raynor139** · 08-31-2009, 07:04 AM

45) You do not consider what is classified as excessive acceleration by the cops to be excessive at all.

**hoosierSS02** · 08-31-2009, 08:14 AM

i came home from work for lunch, read this post, now im driving the SS back to work instead of the trailblazer....

**Brad(WS/Z0.6)** · 08-31-2009, 08:58 AM

46) Even tho you drive your car all the time you still get stuck shifting from 1st to 4th becasue of that damn skip shift feature (m6 owners)...so you you put it back in first and gun it because you're angry and want to show your car that you make the decision of which gear to be in..lol

**IT_SS** · 08-31-2009, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by Brad(WS/Z0.6)

46) Even tho you drive your car all the time you still get stuck shifting from 1st to 4th becasue of that damn skip shift feature (m6 owners)...so you you put it back in first and gun it because you're angry and want to show your car that you make the decision of which gear to be in..lol

^^HA! sounds like my last relationship

47) You justify not having A/C with "legitimate performance gain sand weight savings" and finish it off by pointing to the T-Tops

**suede** · 08-31-2009, 09:29 AM

47) You have more microfiber towels than bathroom towels...

48) You know what MAF, TB, LT'S, ORY,!MOLDING, !CAGS, !EVAP, M6, A4, TT2, AIR, and EGR stand for...

49) Your to do list is longer than your mod list...

**tep98ws6** · 08-31-2009, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Brad(WS/Z0.6)

46) Even tho you drive your car all the time you still get stuck shifting from 1st to 4th becasue of that damn skip shift feature (m6 owners)...so you you put it back in first and gun it because you're angry and want to show your car that you make the decision of which gear to be in..lol

i thought i was the only one. haha

**Spikito** · 08-31-2009, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by suede

47) You have more microfiber towels than bathroom towels...

48) You know what MAF, TB, LT'S, ORY,!MOLDING, !CAGS, !EVAP, M6, A4, TT2, AIR, and EGR stand for...

49) Your to do list is longer than your mod list...

first one is def true....i dunno TT2 though. i know whats CAGS is, but i dunno what it actually stands for, lol