Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

**loasdrums** · 08-07-2009, 07:20 PM

Great thread. I just read up and even tried it with the wife.

me:hey
her(from across the room):stop it we are in the same room just talk to me
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her:
me:???

I looked over at her screen and she wasn't looking at the IM anymore.

I think this is my first post on this site. At least in a while. The smilies are great. I did this

to her earlier.

**suede** · 08-07-2009, 10:11 PM

Wade

hey you
11:57pmJessica

hello there
11:58pmWade

lol so when you gonna let me hit that?
11:59pmJessica

hahah what?
11:59pmWade

when you gonna let me tap that?
12:00amJessica

hmm well you could come out to california lol
12:00amWade

thats too far, come back this way
12:02amJessica

why do I have to be the one to travel?? Ill be there possibly in december
12:02amWade

thats way too long
Jessica

no its not I dont like south dakota lol
12:04amWade

yea but im here so its all better
12:04amJessica

well IM here lol

and the beach is here

and it doesnt snow here
12:05amWade

yea but i got that one thing
Jessica

that is sooo not even a factor in this I have the arena and the game right here

San Jose is right next to sunnyvale lol I go by the stadium all the time :]:]
12:08amWade

too bad you dont have the athletes.....
12:08amJessica

yes we have those too lol
12:09amWade

yea but not this athlete
Jessica

hahaha wrestling isnt a sport silly

but Im kinda an athlete to and Im here
12:10amWade

yea your a hell of a wrestler all right....

**c5z28** · 08-07-2009, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by suede

Wade

hey you
11:57pmJessica

hello there
11:58pmWade

lol so when you gonna let me hit that?
11:59pmJessica

hahah what?
11:59pmWade

when you gonna let me tap that?
12:00amJessica

hmm well you could come out to california lol
12:00amWade

thats too far, come back this way
12:02amJessica

why do I have to be the one to travel?? Ill be there possibly in december
12:02amWade

thats way too long
Jessica

no its not I dont like south dakota lol
12:04amWade

yea but im here so its all better
12:04amJessica

well IM here lol

and the beach is here

and it doesnt snow here
12:05amWade

yea but i got that one thing
Jessica

that is sooo not even a factor in this I have the arena and the game right here

San Jose is right next to sunnyvale lol I go by the stadium all the time :]:]
12:08amWade

too bad you dont have the athletes.....
12:08amJessica

yes we have those too lol
12:09amWade

yea but not this athlete
Jessica

hahaha wrestling isnt a sport silly

but Im kinda an athlete to and Im here
12:10amWade

yea your a hell of a wrestler all right....

Sunnyvale huh? That's 30mins from me, let me see a pic I know you have one of every chick you have been with

**Dann** · 08-08-2009, 11:00 AM

texting while i type...here we go

me: when are you going to let me tap that
her:tonight foo lol
me: im not joking
...she never replyed, shes at the mall

**suede** · 08-09-2009, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by c5z28

Sunnyvale huh? That's 30mins from me, let me see a pic I know you have one of every chick you have been with

not all, just most of the best ones.... she happens to be one of them....

**35th-ANV-SS** · 08-09-2009, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by suede

not all, just most of the best ones.... she happens to be one of them....

Is there any DG in SD you don't have a pic of?

**suede** · 08-09-2009, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

Is there any DG in SD you don't have a pic of?

oh yea, i have only yet begun..... besides, half of these are scattered across the US anymore....

**BlueBomber** · 08-10-2009, 12:27 AM

bok this was the only one worth sharing:

me: hey

her: hey wat's going on

me: Not much. So when you gonna let me tap that?

her: omg shut up lol. I chopped off all my hair its super short and super cute

you ready for school

me: you didnt answer my question

me: ????

her: umm ok you can tap this once you quit smokin and drinkin and decide to become a monk and submit to a life of celibacy just for one amazin night with me

me: all that for one nite? how about if i promise not to smoke or drink during?

her: nope lol i make the rules not you

but nice try boy-o

me: You dont like monks. So really, when?

her: well when i start havin sex i'll make sure your the first to kno but i haven't had sex in over 3yrs sooo....lol

me: dont ya think me and you should fix that?

her: Aw ur my prince charmin. the last words in your text just make me wanna rip my clothes off lol...

i don't think my boyfriend would like u fixin that problem

this is amusing

**third_shift|studios** · 08-10-2009, 06:16 AM

i would quit with her instantly. 3 years w/out sex

**Packy** · 08-10-2009, 06:26 AM

me: So when you going to let me tap it?
her: How about a rimjob?
me: Eew that is sssssick!
her: You wanna tap it that is what you have to do.
me: So do you just wanna sex text?
her: Umm, its called sexting and sure
me: ok, you go first!
her: you started this crap!
me: Eeew that is sssick!

**GTP231** · 08-10-2009, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by Packy

me: So when you going to let me tap it?
her: How about a rimjob?
me: Eew that is sssssick!
her: You wanna tap it that is what you have to do.
me: So do you just wanna sex text?
her: Umm, its called sexting and sure
me: ok, you go first!
her: you started this crap!
me: Eeew that is sssick!

You sent a text about putting on your wizzard robe and hat admit it

**ls1camino** · 08-10-2009, 07:44 AM

Originally Posted by GTP231

You sent a text about putting on your wizzard robe and hat admit it

And then something about her body exploding in a bloody mist because she is only a level 2 druid

**Packy** · 08-10-2009, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by GTP231

You sent a text about putting on your wizzard robe and hat admit it

True dat I admit I am a closet gamer!

**gd1996** · 08-10-2009, 11:33 AM

Just so it's "gamer" and not something else.

**ws6Matt** · 08-10-2009, 06:14 PM

This amused me all day at work.....i had to try it.

It was over aim
Me (9:08:52 PM): so when are you gonna let me tap that?!
Her (9:09:01 PM): LOL!
Her (9:09:04 PM): Sunday?

That was easy!!

**woodshed** · 08-10-2009, 08:27 PM

Me: Ayy gurl, so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: oh yeah?
Me: yeah
Her: u cant tell me u cant go to a bar and find a one night stand
Her: c'mon your not that rediculous

And after that she just ignored my question and moved on talking about her bf....

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-10-2009, 08:43 PM

Me: Hey girl when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Quit texting me that creeper lol

**blackSS01** · 08-10-2009, 10:39 PM

Tell me what you think..........

Me: When are you going to let me tap that?

Her: Friday night

Me: This friday night ... like the 14th

Her: When I am done with corrisa and having a cig, I want you to tell me how your going to fuck me

Me: Well, I am going to fuck you hard but yet slow until I fill you up

Her: How exciting, god u r so good. u know how to fuck me

And this convo is still going at 12:39 AM 8/11/09 at this moment I type this.

**blackSS01** · 08-10-2009, 10:42 PM

More.......

Me: I am going to cum as deep as I possibly can into you

Her: Oh yeah, thats hot. Im gonna be so wet

Damn, I be a pimp. This Friday, its going down. I have already screwed her about 8 times in the last 3 weeks, but I am going for a all nighter this Friday