Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

**Silver Streak** · 08-05-2009, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by blackcar

Me: Hi

Wife: Ho lmao

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that again?

Wife: Cum home n we will send kids outside lol

Me: Hav been thinkin bout leaving here.

Wife: I love u! Wish u were here! Call n set appt for friday

Long pause while I'm thinking WTF

Wife: Tried 2 send that message 3 times n every time u texd me it threw it n 2 drafts.

At lunch we had talked about setting up an appoitment to see our lawyer.

Long pause while I started typing this in and wrote up an offer for a client

Wife: R U comn r not

Me: Not till I get hom

Wife: Whens that?

Me: 10 Mins and I'll lea . . .

Why am I still on the computer? C you all later!

Now thats a relationship! Congrats man!!

**blackcar** · 08-05-2009, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by SleeperC5

So... you're getting divorced ?

No No

some guy ran a stop sign a couple of weeks ago and ran it to her car.

**Tonik** · 08-05-2009, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by SleeperC5

I'm a worthless piece of shit.

I agree.

**Spaz** · 08-05-2009, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Tonik

I agree.

**SleeperC5** · 08-05-2009, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by Tonik

And I like sucking cawk.

**SleeperC5** · 08-05-2009, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by blackcar

No No

some guy ran a stop sign a couple of weeks ago and ran it to her car.

Oops..... well you better hurry home then.... she's awaiting !!

**Tonik** · 08-05-2009, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by SleeperC5

You're so clever.

**SleeperC5** · 08-05-2009, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by Tonik

You're so clever.

Oh I'm sorry..... you sure you wanna go down this road ....

**Tonik** · 08-05-2009, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by SleeperC5

Oh I'm sorry..... did your feelings get hurt....

Are you so intellectually vapid that you would honestly think so? Suck a nut you old cunt. You deserve what the husband does to you when he finds out.

**SleeperC5** · 08-05-2009, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Tonik

Are you so intellectually vapid that you would honestly think so? Suck a nut you old cunt. You deserve what the husband does to you when he finds out.

< Tonik

**35th-ANV-SS** · 08-05-2009, 02:56 PM

This thread went from epic to lame really quick...

**Mean Green Z28** · 08-05-2009, 02:56 PM

Hi I'm here for the swingers party

**KING Z28 HAWK** · 08-05-2009, 02:56 PM

Hawk1rock: So when are you gonna let me tap that ?
GF: After the doc so be ready
Hawk1rock: the doc?
GF: Yes remember I told you yesterday I have to take mom to the doc today
Hawk1rock: so hows this going down you on top or me? or from the back?
GF: Me on top and then you can do some work from the back pullin my hair
Hawk1rock: that quicky wasnt enough last nite?
GF: Nope that was just a tease I want it more now

**third_shift|studios** · 08-05-2009, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by KING Z28 HAWK

Hawk1rock: So when are you gonna let me tap that ?
GF: After the doc so be ready
Hawk1rock: the doc?
GF: Yes remember I told you yesterday I have to take mom to the doc today
Hawk1rock: so hows this going down you on top or me? or from the back?
GF: Me on top and then you can do some work from the back pullin my hair
Hawk1rock: that quicky wasnt enough last nite?
GF: Nope that was just a tease I want it more now

holy shit...pix or

**KING Z28 HAWK** · 08-05-2009, 02:59 PM

Of her?

**KING Z28 HAWK** · 08-05-2009, 03:01 PM

it continued.....

Hawk1rock: sounds like a plan
Hawk1rock: anything else you want
GF: Yes pick me up and do 69 wit me upside Down
Hawk1rock: ok is that all
GF: For now yes

**Tonik** · 08-05-2009, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by SleeperC5

< Tonik

I'm scared.

**SleeperC5** · 08-05-2009, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Tonik

I'm scared.

Get a life little man......

**SleeperC5** · 08-05-2009, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by KING Z28 HAWK

Hawk1rock: So when are you gonna let me tap that ?
GF: After the doc so be ready
Hawk1rock: the doc?
GF: Yes remember I told you yesterday I have to take mom to the doc today
Hawk1rock: so hows this going down you on top or me? or from the back?
GF: Me on top and then you can do some work from the back pullin my hair
Hawk1rock: that quicky wasnt enough last nite?
GF: Nope that was just a tease I want it more now

Originally Posted by KING Z28 HAWK

it continued.....

Hawk1rock: sounds like a plan
Hawk1rock: anything else you want
GF: Yes pick me up and do 69 wit me upside Down
Hawk1rock: ok is that all
GF: For now yes

What a lucky guy !!