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06-11-2009, 09:35 AM #1
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Onyx Black, M6- 2001 SS Convertible #4498
A MUST read for guys...what girls think of us..
Read this article on AOL today..."Decoding a guy"
Originally Posted by BS AOL Article
Them women think they got us all figured out....do chicks buy into this crap?
Turrry's new and improved interpretations:
Originally Posted by ME
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06-11-2009, 09:47 AM #2
Amazing your right all
I think
About is my car and what part is next on the list. Damn woman think the figures us out.
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06-11-2009, 09:49 AM #3
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2016 Camaro SS - Summit- 2001 Trans Am WS6 - NBM
**Wipes tear from red face from laughing so hard**
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06-11-2009, 09:51 AM #4
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Black- 1999 Camaro Z28
His Hands Are in His Pockets
He is doing his best not to swing on your ass.
He Holds Eye Contact When You Talk
He hold eye contact because he wants you to know he is the alpha male. If his hands are in his pockets during this time then god help you..
He Fidgets With Whatever's Around
This means its time to shut your mouth and quit bitching about meaningless shit. Fidgiting can lead to throwing so be weary.
He Touches a Sensitive Spot
Get dem britches down! This isn't love making this is ruthless love making.
He Rubs His Hands
I'm rubbing my hands, bitch. I can't rub my fucking hands without that being some sign to you?!
He Seems French
If he's French he's probably a pussy and you should leave him.
He Nuzzles Noggins
I gotta admit this is the time when we men can be sensitive. Don't fuck it up by asking us what we're thinking because you already know.
He's Giving You a Good-Bye Peck on the Cheek
Its either too early to PIIHB or you are a fat slobby bitch that one of his friends set him up with as a joke.
He Spreads Out
We have nuts. They need air or they just want to hang out. Again it ain't no sign.
He Blocks His Words
Yeah thats right I'm lying to you, and the most clever way I could do it was by covering up my mouth with my hand. Chances are the man might have some bad breath or if you are said fat raggedy bitch we are trying not to puke.
Thats my correction. Who's next?
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06-11-2009, 09:52 AM #5
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Pewter- 2001 Camaro Z28 M6
i have to say, I'm impressed you got it just about right... lol
Its fucking stupid how every source of media, tries to tell woman, "we have your man figured out"
Fuck that they do, I barely have myself figured out at times, no chic or media source can figure it out.
Everything listed above is a general/typical behavior of the average person, male or female.
Figuring out someone, is about becoming aclomated with their natural behavior. thats it. Following media guides is the worse
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06-11-2009, 09:52 AM #6
LMFAO love the adjusted shit better.
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06-11-2009, 10:24 AM #7
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Onyx Black, M6- 2001 SS Convertible #4498
Glad you boys are enjoying it!!
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06-11-2009, 10:35 AM #8
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
OMG! that was hilarious!!!!!!!!! i'm trying not to LOL in the office after that!
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06-11-2009, 10:40 AM #9
Someone put some time and thought into this one. Good find!
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06-11-2009, 10:42 AM #10
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06-11-2009, 10:45 AM #11
lmfao so fucking true
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06-11-2009, 10:53 AM #12
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Onyx Black, M6- 2001 SS Convertible #4498
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06-11-2009, 11:10 AM #13
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
OK my turn
His Hands Are in His Pockets
Clearly he's out of beer, get him a bottle
He Holds Eye Contact When You Talk
Our peripheral vision has picked up something sexier and we're maintaining eye contact so as to keep still and not blur the surroundings.
He Fidgets With Whatever's Around
Your open blouse, short skirt and fuck-me pump's are making him nervous
He Touches a Sensitive Spot
It's a test...only a test...had this been the real thing, it would be bruised and police would be involved.
He Rubs His Hands
so as to brush off salt/food particles, ya i'd say it's a meaningless gesture.
He Seems French
does that statement make an ounce of sense? Really...wtf does that even mean?
He Nuzzles Noggins
Forehead-to-forehead so as to get a better view down your shirt, but it's a great "emotional" decoy.
He's Giving You a Good-Bye Peck on the Cheek
your a cold bitch who wouldn't put out any more than a damn cheek? hope that happened before he paid for the movie/dinner/flowers/condoms
He Spreads Out
What a retarded statement, besides-this makes me look even shorter so i avoid doing it in public at all times.
He Blocks His Words
I do this with a beer neck right before i enjoy a swig, that's about it. I don't know what kinda dousche bag actually does this any other time w/out food or drink in his hand?
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06-11-2009, 11:10 AM #14
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'98 Black Gone :(- 01 WS6 Midnight Blue
your version was a HELL of a lot better! that article was in cosmo too, i swear half of the "men" advice they give is complete shit.
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06-11-2009, 11:14 AM #15
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
b/c it's coming from a girl's interpretation!
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06-11-2009, 11:19 AM #16
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06-11-2009, 11:20 AM #17
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'98 Black Gone :(- 01 WS6 Midnight Blue
its so dumb! even i wouldnt believe some of that shit! i used to take some of this crap to heart, id look at my guy and be like WTF OMG! but then i started thinking about how BS this kinda crap is.
the better articles in like cosmo are the sex things, number one girls wouldnt actually do half of the stuff they suggest, and number two if you gotta be told to "spice it up" you need more then just a cosmo! lol..
anyway back on topic, anyone else wanna try? this is gettin funny
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06-11-2009, 11:32 AM #18
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06-11-2009, 11:34 AM #19
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06-11-2009, 12:01 PM #20
Your new definition of spreading out applies to me. Either the briefs gave me a weggie or my boxers need ventilation...
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