Just caufght my girlfriend cheating on me

[86 IROC-Z]

in the living room, while i was in her bedroom, with some guy who had preicvously recently confessed to liking her for the longest time


fucking AWESOME

discus at will

[86 IROC-Z]

She sent me a text message:

"i'm so so so so sorry. I hate myself for doing that and letting you down. blah blah blah, 10 more lines of shit, blah blah blah, forgive, blah blahblhag, but i understand if you hate me forever"


So I replied:
"Lol"


and she sent:
"Why is that funny?"



and I replyied, :

"stop wasting my text message quota"

[WICKED LS1]

Details? What exactly was she doing?

[basballny2]

hmmm.....fuck her friend lol

[86 IROC-Z]

Details?

The 3 of us had just got back from a party. I went into her room with her. she said "i'll be back " I saud where are you going she said "talking to dude" and i'm like how long and she said "20 min" and i though wtfd i want some ass anywayu she goes out there while i watch tv. 20 min later i go into the bathroom to refill my cu p with water, and go back in the bedrom whating tv. a minute later she comes in to say sup (in hindsight, guessing checking up on me since probably heard me movement), i ask her when shell come to bed, she says 25 minutes. i'm like wtf. anywayt i eventually get bored of the informericals that are on at 3am so i turn that shit off.

i notice i cant hear them talking ,juist the tv in the living room. so i spend 5 minutes tryung to open her bedroom dorr without making the fucker squeak. i go into the bathroom and put my face to the floor looking through the crack of the door to the living room, and lo and behold, she's making out with dude on tpo of him. so i go back into the bedroom, gather my thoughts (as much as i can drunkedly) and then burst iun the living room. i yelll "WHAT THE FUCK" and then go back in t o her room, put my keys wallet phone in my pocket, put on my flippy floppys nad my hat, and peace out of that mother fucker.

she fgollows me bakc to my apaertment trying to talk to me. i humor her for a while and eventually she asks me what i watn to do. i tell her that she is unwanted (in my own living room at iths point_ and that she is comiiting criminal tresspass and that either she can leave aor i can call the police. and a few minutes more of whining she finally letft.

[86 IROC-Z]

hmmm.....fuck her friend lol

dude her friend is hot and i saw her tits the previousl night. definitaly gonna try and "stay friend"s l;ong enough to where she gets drunk enough heellll yteah

[WICKED LS1]

dude her friend is hot and i saw her tits the previousl night.

[issues]

trust is gone

[86 IROC-Z]

trust is gone

this

[basballny2]

well, i just celebrated my 21st tonight and im fucked up, so lets go mack some bitches,,,,,,,

[Mr Z]

All I gotta say is, congrats on the baggage disposal. Now run to that best friend (or mom/sister) of hers and

[JoshieDoom]

All I gotta say is, congrats on the baggage disposal. Now run to that best friend (or mom/sister) of hers and

[I.B. Pimpin]

You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And everytime you call him, all you get is a busy tone
I heard you found out
That he's doing to you
What you did to me
Ain't that the way it goes
When you cheated, girl
My heart bleeded, girl
So it go without saying that should lefe me feeling hurt
Just a classicic case a scenario
Tale as old as time
Girl, you got what you deserved
And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right
But girl, I ain't somebody
I'm out of sympathy
See...

What goes around comes back around
I thought I told ya

[Benner]

Time for some naughty pics!!!

[Hurley711]

I love the part where you went back into your room to gather your drunken thoughts as best as you could and came up with "I burst into the living room yelling what the fuck" ahahahahahah sorry dude but that would be where drunken thoughts get you. one of her friends

[Tide]

Bang her friends. Bang her sister. Bang her mother just for the hell of it.

[blkSS98]

Shoot her!

[Hi-Po]

and then burst iun the living room. i yelll "WHAT THE FUCK" and then go back in t o her room, put my keys wallet phone in my pocket, put on my flippy floppys nad my hat, and peace out of that mother fucker.

Dude... at least you caught her and she didnt come back and start making out with you. Your single again, thats awesome. Nail as many of her friends as possible.

[ss~zoso~ss]

sorry to hear this buddy, but I think now you need to follow suite and post some nudes....

[fxgs]

Bang her mother just for the hell of it.