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    Quote Originally Posted by JHayesLS1 View Post
    Ed is the perm-ban button like this big red button you have in a seperate glass enclosure mounted on your desk? Possibly even blinks?
    No that big red button Ed has on his desk is connected to a high voltage collar attached around my neck. It goes off a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    FastChevys you and Boomer Sooner ignore each other and leave the fuck you's to the PM's....or even better you two hook up and beat the shit out of each other or kill each other but leave the rest of us out of it.....Deal?

    Film it too so we can laugh....



    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    No that big red button Ed has on his desk is connected to a high voltage collar attached around my neck. It goes off a lot.

    he must need a lot of BJ's


















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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    No that big red button Ed has on his desk is connected to a high voltage collar attached around my neck. It goes off a lot.
    Sarge I saw a black GTO in front of my grandma's house tonight...

    The collar must not be working too well..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Blown Vert View Post
    I guess I should stay on topic. Stupid members that can't STFU!





















    do you hate me Ed? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    Not yet.. Officially I am still single!



    But if I had it my way, Id have myself a firefighter boyfriend. lol
    i have apolice uniform. Close enough?

    hahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baseballstar425 View Post
    i have apolice uniform. Close enough?

    hahah
    haha reminds me when I was drunk as hell.. when I was 20.. and this cop from my city.. HOTT HOTT guy.. was chillin with us on duty.. haha he saw me naked (i was DRUNK and changed from my clothes to my bikini haha)
    .. then followed me home and I made out with him in his cop car.. haha

    His wife is hott. and they are swingers so I want to try to have a 3some with them both..


    So it pisses me off.. that........ most cops arent like him and let people drink underage! lol

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    Running out of beer saturday night and not being able to buy any on sunday without going into God forsaken Alafuckingbama....

    oh and the cops that busted the bootleg man

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    Quote Originally Posted by ztrouble View Post
    Running out of beer saturday night and not being able to buy any on sunday without going into God forsaken Alafuckingbama....

    oh and the cops that busted the bootleg man
    OOh yeah It pisses me off when I run out of beer and its already midnight, because you cant buy beer after midnight unless its on saturday, 1am, in Texas.

    And on sundays you cant buy till Noon!


    EFF TEXAS BEER AND ALCOHOL LAWS

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    haha reminds me when I was drunk as hell.. when I was 20.. and this cop from my city.. HOTT HOTT guy.. was chillin with us on duty.. haha he saw me naked (i was DRUNK and changed from my clothes to my bikini haha)
    .. then followed me home and I made out with him in his cop car.. haha

    His wife is hott. and they are swingers so I want to try to have a 3some with them both..


    So it pisses me off.. that........ most cops arent like him and let people drink underage! lol
    what guy in his right mind is going to bust a chick who just got naked in front of him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by suede View Post
    what guy in his right mind is going to bust a chick who just got naked in front of him?
    Well before any of that, a few nights before I told him to move is squad car out of the way so I could drive my drunk ass home..

    and he did.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    Well before any of that, a few nights before I told him to move is squad car out of the way so I could drive my drunk ass home..

    and he did.. lol
    pry thought you were sober and just BSing him....

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    Quote Originally Posted by suede View Post
    pry thought you were sober and just BSing him....
    haha no, he knew I was drunk. He was chillin with us for a few hours.

    My house was only a few blocks away. We stuck the BL label on his car..


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    Quote Originally Posted by suede View Post
    pry thought you were sober and just BSing him....
    or, he could possibly not give a fuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ztrouble View Post
    or, he could possibly not give a fuck?
    Bingo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    haha no, he knew I was drunk. He was chillin with us for a few hours.

    My house was only a few blocks away. We stuck the BL label on his car..

    Click for full size
    how dare you discrace a coors light label by calling it bud light



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    What pisses me off? Well, a full bladder for 1......

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    That there is essentially no separation of church and state.

    It pisses me off to no end when people vote to ban same sex marriages.

    HONESTLY, who the fuck says that it's not ok to marry the person you love??

    Some inconsiderate fucktards, that's who

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppn View Post
    That there is essentially no separation of church and state.

    It pisses me off to no end when people vote to ban same sex marriages.

    HONESTLY, who the fuck says that it's not ok to marry the person you love??

    Some inconsiderate fucktards, that's who
    dick suckin fags anyways....







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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppn View Post

    It pisses me off to no end when people vote to ban same sex marriages.

    HONESTLY, who the fuck says that it's not ok to marry the person you love??

    Some inconsiderate fucktards, that's who
    because if every one was a fag there would be no more humans left on earth... go back 50 years and make every one homosexual... guess what... we no longer have a human race... to hell with homosexuals... i hope they all die... especially my ass munch fag neighbor...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    because if every one was a fag there would be no more humans left on earth... go back 50 years and make every one homosexual... guess what... we no longer have a human race... to hell with homosexuals... i hope they all die... especially my ass munch fag neighbor...

    And a big fuck you to you too.

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