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  1. 03-10-2009, 01:58 PM #1
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    Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive
    Posted Mar 10th 2009 10:45AM by TMZ Staff

    Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity.



    Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

    p.s. -- he's 69 (in human years).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Chuck Norris is gonna roundhouse kick your ass for posting this.
    damn... if there is one person older than sarge it's chuck norris... chuck would break his hip taking a step forward to round house him...
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