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  1. 03-08-2009, 05:34 AM #1
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    For Sale: 1 Tiger Cub

    I've had it with this damn thing.....I'll sell cheap......he has developed some rather annoying habits and I can't take it anymore.....
    He is constantly looking over my shoulder working on the GTO....Like I need his fucking advise....

    Thinks he is some race driving king or something....claws up my leather seats while he is playing John Force....

    My entire car smells like Tiger hair now......If you leave a window down he will get in.....then he wants to act like "What?".....I aint doing nothing but stinking up your car....

    Mama has these lil statues all over and his dumbass thinks they are sex toys.....constantly humping them.....it is embarrassing as hell....

    Horny bastard even humps the angels.....I think that is a sin even for baby tigers but I aint sure...

    Sum bitch gets on my PC....gets in my beer and spams the shit out of Mustang forums all day and I cant get on the PC to spam here....

    Mama sez he is getting fat so I bought him some work out equipment to whip his ass in shape.....yeah....lot of good that did...


    He thinks he is King of the Ranch....Big time hunter....my ass....fucking stalks the goats.....

    We have a statue out front and he "sneaks up" on a fucking concrete statue and thinks he is a big shit....worthless little turd....Even sitting makes him tired half the time and he goes to sleep on the lil bench while he is wore out from "stalking"....

    And lazy...shit this is the laziest tiger on the planet....sleeps all day and thinks my fucking bed is his....tiger hair all over everywhere....asshole...




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  2. 03-08-2009, 05:37 AM #2
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  3. 03-08-2009, 05:40 AM #3
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    Even trade, this little shit follows me everywhere i cant shake him loose, i think someone owns him he's got a chip in neck for when he gets lost but nobody has claimed him yet, so i'll bag him up & put him on the next flight to Texas..Deal?

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  4. 03-08-2009, 05:49 AM #4
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    How about a trade for my racoon? I can even guarantee he won't be humping anything in your yard.
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  5. 03-08-2009, 06:10 AM #5
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    I think Sarge has snapped...
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  6. 03-08-2009, 06:12 AM #6
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    His dad said he wants to lil shit to stop fucking around...

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  7. 03-08-2009, 10:47 AM #7
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    haha i just wanna know how much time it took to take all those pictures.....funny though..
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  8. 03-08-2009, 10:50 AM #8
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    How much horsepower do you get out of all those stickers under your hood?
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  9. 03-08-2009, 11:31 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    I've had it with this damn thing.....I'll sell cheap......he has developed some rather annoying habits and I can't take it anymore.....
    He is constantly looking over my shoulder working on the GTO....Like I need his fucking advise....
    Click for full size
    Thinks he is some race driving king or something....claws up my leather seats while he is playing John Force....
    Click for full size
    My entire car smells like Tiger hair now......If you leave a window down he will get in.....then he wants to act like "What?".....I aint doing nothing but stinking up your car....
    Click for full size
    Mama has these lil statues all over and his dumbass thinks they are sex toys.....constantly humping them.....it is embarrassing as hell....
    Click for full size
    Horny bastard even humps the angels.....I think that is a sin even for baby tigers but I aint sure...
    Click for full size
    Sum bitch gets on my PC....gets in my beer and spams the shit out of Mustang forums all day and I cant get on the PC to spam here....
    Click for full size
    Mama sez he is getting fat so I bought him some work out equipment to whip his ass in shape.....yeah....lot of good that did...
    Click for full size
    Click for full size
    He thinks he is King of the Ranch....Big time hunter....my ass....fucking stalks the goats.....
    Click for full size
    We have a statue out front and he "sneaks up" on a fucking concrete statue and thinks he is a big shit....worthless little turd....Even sitting makes him tired half the time and he goes to sleep on the lil bench while he is wore out from "stalking"....
    Click for full size
    And lazy...shit this is the laziest tiger on the planet....sleeps all day and thinks my fucking bed is his....tiger hair all over everywhere....asshole...
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    nice goat sarge
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    *SOLD*2002 black ws6- <Bolt ons, ls6 heads, mild cam, dyno tune, full susp. and 4.10s> --440rwhp/395rwtq
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  10. 03-08-2009, 11:43 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikito View Post
    How much horsepower do you get out of all those stickers under your hood?
    Tad over 600 to the wheels. Those are the sponsors.....without them there would be not near as much.
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  11. 03-08-2009, 11:51 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikito View Post
    How much horsepower do you get out of all those stickers under your hood?
    Maybe with a few sponsor stickers on your car they could buy you at least one more cylinder. ???




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  12. 03-08-2009, 11:59 AM #12
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    LOL.....mebbe he can get sponsored by Mattel BigWheel...LOL....
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  13. 03-08-2009, 01:58 PM #13
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    I'm an angel. Do you think he'd hump me?

    I assume he hasn't been declawed?

    If so, good. I like it rough.







    Also, does this furry four legged creature come with your daughter? Or does he cum first, and then your daughter?
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  14. 03-08-2009, 02:06 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Maybe with a few sponsor stickers on your car they could buy you at least one more cylinder. ???




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  15. 03-08-2009, 02:07 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    LOL.....mebbe he can get sponsored by Mattel BigWheel...LOL....
    I never did get a reply to my comment about the naked picture of your daughter

    Not losing your touch are you?
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  16. 03-08-2009, 02:09 PM #16
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    haha its time for you to go back to work sarge, people are gonna start talking....
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  17. 03-08-2009, 02:14 PM #17
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    I think I deserve him Sarge.......
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  19. 03-08-2009, 02:36 PM #19
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    Damn movie maker, made the best one yet and the fucker self deleted. FUCK ME!!!
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    sometimes they're good for something. for example antonio the tiger cuts my grass at a rate of 2 beers a day.






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