Best movie line(S) ever....

**SexOnWheels** · 02-27-2009, 10:47 AM

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

American Psycho

**SexOnWheels** · 02-27-2009, 10:47 AM

Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. You know your perception is completely fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.

Heavy Metal

**SexOnWheels** · 02-27-2009, 10:48 AM

Hanover Fiste: He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

Stern: Take it easy Charlie. I've got an angle.

Heavy Metal

**Crimson Sin** · 02-27-2009, 12:16 PM

DEATH !! DEATH to all who OPPOSE us..

Heavy Metal.
Love that old movie.

**ztrouble** · 02-27-2009, 12:39 PM

The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Sure, that and a pair of testicles

The Stranger: Just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: What's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: The fuck you talkin' 'bout?

Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
Pumpkin: What?
Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?
Pumpkin: Not regularly.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

**Zapper2003** · 02-27-2009, 01:48 PM

Killl whiteyyy

**jambofla** · 02-27-2009, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by hutch1999

Ezekiel 25:17
-Sam Jackson, Pulp Fiction

One of the baddest lines ever

Get the Geek!

**CJREX** · 02-27-2009, 04:04 PM

The Naked Gun

Hey! Nice Beaver!

Thanks! I just had it stuffed!

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-27-2009, 05:29 PM

More BTJ (from #3)

Buford T. Justice: Junior! It's da gas tank. You didn't fill it up?

Junior:Oh yes daddy, I filled it...

Buford T. Justice:Well, It'll hafta be pushed...

Junior:Oh, we can do that easy daddy...

Buford T. Justice:What? we? you know I got a double hernia... You push, I'll steer.

Junior:OH! Thank you daddy, I knew you'd help me!!

... Gets out to push, Buford looks at the camera, bewildered...

Buford T. Justice:He's Dumb... But a loveable shit...

**DJ Red Barron** · 02-27-2009, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by jambofla

Get the Geek!

"Bring out the gimp"?

**jambofla** · 02-28-2009, 04:10 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Red Barron

"Bring out the gimp"?

Correct you are sir.
We seem to have forgotten the Burgis Meredith out takes from Dirty Old Men
"How about a ride on my baloney poney"

**Baseballstar425** · 02-28-2009, 04:57 AM

Super Bad Quotes:

Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back problems, man.

Seth: I joined this class because I thought I was going to be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work.
Teacher: I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth.
Seth: I know, but look at Evan. Just look at him.
Evan: [His partner is tying on his apron] Hey, don't keep me waiting much longer, I'm getting impatient up here.
Seth: I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's Bullshit - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing.
Teacher: All right, Jules' partner isn't here either, pair up with her, station four.
Seth: Jules? Alright I'll give it another shot - give home-ec another shot.

**Baseballstar425** · 02-28-2009, 05:04 AM

Another from Superbad

Mindy: Look, kay? He assaulted the customer, grabbed the cash and ran out.
Officer Slater: So, how how, how...
Officer Michaels: Say when, height wise...
Officer Slater: I'm gonna start up here.
Officer Michaels: I'm gonna start from the buttom...
Mindy: Whatever 5'10 is, he was 5'10.
Officer Slater: E-ethnicly, I mean, did, what, uhhm. I mean, wa-was he, like u-us or...
Mindy: A woman? A female, is that what you're asking?
Officer Slater: No, I would say...
Officer Michaels: Was he...
Officer Slater: Was he African?
Mindy: Was he African? No, he was American. And he was like you. He looked just like you.
Officer Michaels: He was Jewish! An odd crime for a Jew to commit. Ok, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie...
Mindy: No. You don't. No, that's not what I said. Is that what you heard me say? I said he looked like you. Do you look like an African Jew?
Officer Michaels: No, I look like a cop.
Mindy: He was caucasian.
Officer Michaels: Caucasian...
Officer Slater: Oh...
Mindy: Kinda looked like Eminem.
Officer Michaels: Ah, an M&M...
Officer Slater: M&M, so he was like circular...
Mindy: Marshall Mathers. Eminem, the rapper, Eminem.
Officer Michaels: He looked like this? I'm a amateur.
Officer Slater: 'Cause that kinda looks like an M&M.
Officer Michaels: Longer face? Bigger nose? Would you say his mouth was wider? Open? A gap?

**Baseballstar425** · 02-28-2009, 06:00 AM

Pineapple Express

Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!

Red: Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
Dale Denton: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
Dale Denton: Belongs to me.
Red: Then the dragon.

**LT1 > LS1** · 02-28-2009, 08:27 AM

I have a funny quote, but forgot what movie its from.

some guy just yells "Santa Maria"

instead of like sonofabitch, or somthin........does anyone know what movie that was? its been bothering me

**LT1 > LS1** · 02-28-2009, 08:27 AM

double post....dammit

40 yearold virgin : you look like a man-o-lantern

hahaha

**Zapper2003** · 02-28-2009, 12:32 PM

as far as 'santa maria' goes i think you might be quoting Will Ferrell from *probably* Anchorman

**allbaugh_04** · 02-28-2009, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

More BTJ (from #3)

Buford T. Justice: Junior! It's da gas tank. You didn't fill it up?

Junior:Oh yes daddy, I filled it...

Buford T. Justice:Well, It'll hafta be pushed...

Junior:Oh, we can do that easy daddy...

Buford T. Justice:What? we? you know I got a double hernia... You push, I'll steer.

Junior:OH! Thank you daddy, I knew you'd help me!!

... Gets out to push, Buford looks at the camera, bewildered...

Buford T. Justice:He's Dumb... But a loveable shit...

Every line in that movie is fuckin classic

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-28-2009, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

Every line in that movie is fuckin classic

Junior"Oh loook daddy, an alligator!!"

Buford T. Justice"That reminds me, I need to call yo mama tonight."

Junior"I like florida, we should move down here daddy..."

Buford T. Justice"Why don't YOU move down here?"

Junior"Oh no, I ain't ever leavin home..."

Buford T. Justice"Don't...You...Ever... Threatin yo daddy like that again."

Buford T. Justice"Are you convinced NOW, Mr. Bandit??"

Bandit"I'm convinced that you is... outta bullets... bye bye!!"

Buford T. Justice"Gimme yo gun, Junior, gimme yo gun..."

*takes gun, aims, -click-*

Buford T. Justice"Junior... Why didn't you have yo gun loaded???"

Junior"Cuz when I put bullets in it, it gets heavy daddy..."

**Zapper2003** · 02-28-2009, 05:53 PM

Marissa: That's really, loud.

Frank: Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it's not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low.