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11-10-2008, 11:06 AM #1
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[]D [] []V[] []D- 1999 trans am
fun things to say out loud in a quiet office...
"oh my god!!! that just came out of my ear???"
*sneeze* "look at the size of that!!!"
"my feet stink"
"my finger smells weird..."
"INDOOR VOICES!!!"
"SILENCE YOU INFESTATIONS!!!"
"what the hell is on my food??? i knew i shouldn't have left this out over night..."
*FART* "mmm... the smell of success..."
*on the phone* "she looked old enough... how was i supposed to know?!!"
"i just took the biggest shit ever..."
"ever notice corn comes back out on the cob???"
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11-10-2008, 11:29 AM #2
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Hmmm bet those would work in the shop as well
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11-10-2008, 11:29 AM #3
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
How about She sucks third base?
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11-10-2008, 01:16 PM #4
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2002 Z28 A4 NBM- Sadly now demodded :(
FIRE!
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11-10-2008, 01:19 PM #5
stop sending naked pictures MOM!!!!!!!
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11-10-2008, 04:27 PM #6
"How much for the little girl?"
300RWHP, 341RWTQ
1/8 mile 8.32 at 83.97
1/4 mile 13.049 at 105.24
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11-10-2008, 04:36 PM #7
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11-10-2008, 06:44 PM #8
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11-10-2008, 06:44 PM #9
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[]D [] []V[] []D- 1999 trans am
"yeah... doc... hey listen... i was with this girl last night... it burns when i pee... is that bad???"
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11-10-2008, 06:46 PM #10
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Black 2002 T/A M6- Green 1997 Ram 4x4
"Oooh! Get out from under there you silly goose..."
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11-10-2008, 06:47 PM #11
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
So this is a typical work day for Spaz we are reading...
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11-10-2008, 06:47 PM #12
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Don't move I'll go get you a towel
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11-10-2008, 06:47 PM #13
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11-11-2008, 12:38 AM #15
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79 T/A -91 Firebird- 1998 Trans Am -Oynx Black
BOBBBB SAGGETTT!!
Dont work in an office but this has to be told...
My boss was trying to have another kid and he was at squalmart buying condoms because he didnt want to get his wife prego at the time(ovulation or some shit) Me and some other guys were behind him when one of the guys says "How old did she say she was.. 12 right" The woman checking us out and the people around looked at him like he was about to spontaniously explode... he coughed and all he could muster up in his reply was.. "Im... married?"
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11-11-2008, 04:40 AM #16
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11-11-2008, 09:36 AM #17
No! That doesn't go in that hole.
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11-11-2008, 09:41 AM #18
as you act like you are on the phone....... " I thought Mike was supposed to get fired on friday?!"
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11-11-2008, 10:27 AM #19
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Marsupial
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11-11-2008, 12:19 PM #20
"No Henry I will not touch you there for a dollar"
"Wack me with wombats"
"Molest me with mango's"
Me and my friends use to always shout stupid shit like that out in the middle of a lecture.
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