Morons

[kmassner]

Anyone heard this one?

Moron: Nice car.
Me: Thanks.
Moron: Only a Z though.
Me: Yeah. "Only" a Z.
Moron: Too bad. If you had an SS, you'd have that turbo induction.
Me: Turbo induction?
Moron: Yeah, like the vettes have.
Me: oh. That. Well, that was an expensive option in 2002. You had to special order.
Moron: Yeah, might be cheaper to get nitrous.
Me: Probably.

[zero_proto]

dude you didn't know about the turbo induction???? Where have you been?

[02Ls1Formula]

My favorite is:

Fucking Moron: Hey nice car
Me: Thanks man
Fucking Moron: Is it a WS6?
Me:Nope just a Formula
Fucking Moron: Ah thats too bad, those have the LS-1
Me: Shakes head in utter disgust

[86 IROC-Z]

I get the same morons.

Moron: Wow, IROC huh?
Me: Yup
Moron: Those are the fast ones, right?
Me: sigh...

[Hi-Po]

The first weekend I owned the car a 16 yr/old with a mouth full of braces stopped at a GREEN light and told my car sounded awesome. I said thanks. Next he asked me if it was supercharged. I shook my head no and pointed at the green light for him to just go.


Supercharged?

[Rhinohuey]

i always get that....is it supercharged?

[98T/Aformula.]

I always get the, "nice V6 why didnt you go with the RAMAIR V8" I reply "because the V6 is faster" then a nice view of the tail lights and a realization of how stupid they are. Plus LTs+Y pipe+Cut out changes there mind pretty quick as well lol....

And also the argument of how the ramair is faster and has 30 more hp then the non ramair. I just have to walk away anymore! If you dont know shut the fuck up haha.

[98T/Aformula.]

i always get that....is it supercharged?

I pulled up to a light and a guy in his late 40s or so looks over and says "Is that thing twin turbo?" Out of all the things to ask how in the hell did he pull that one out of his ass?????

I should have told him it was tripple turbo

[Rhinohuey]

I pulled up to a light and a guy in his late 40s or so looks over and says "Is that thing twin turbo?" Out of all the things to ask how in the hell did he pull that one out of his ass?????

I should have told him it was tripple turbo

haha i like that....tripple turbo. im definately gonna use that

[Y2KPewterSS]

That thang got a Vette motor in it?



Scratches his ass underneath his overalls and then uses the same hand to rub his nose.

[Blackbuick1987]

Try owning a GN, you get everything from "nice GNX" to "Nice Monte Carlo"........

[Nhra Firebird]

That thang got a Vette motor in it?



Scratches his ass underneath his overalls and then uses the same hand to rub his nose.

Hanging out with orion again?

[Y2KPewterSS]

Hanging out with orion again?

Brad drove down this weekend. He is staying in the guest room

[DUBB]

I always get the, "nice V6 why didnt you go with the RAMAIR V8" I reply "because the V6 is faster"

thats too funny