*** The TRAIN ***

[jad628]

I dedicate this to TAP...she'll have that over the front door to her house.

'Why are there fences around cemeteries, it's silly beyond a doubt,

The people outside don't want to go in, and the people inside can't get out".

-Benny Hill

[astyles]

'Why are there fences around cemeteries, it's silly beyond a doubt,

The people outside don't want to go in, and the people inside can't get out".

-Benny Hill

cemeteries have fences because people are dying to get in.........

[M-Ten]

Lol never even thought about that.. why ARE there fences?

[Spaz]

Lol never even thought about that.. why ARE there fences?

bastard kids who break tomb stones... drunks... satanic rituals...

[M-Ten]

bastard kids who break tomb stones... drunks... satanic rituals...

Oh ok, that makes sense.

[rapter34]

necrophyliacs????

(spell)

[Spaz]

necrophyliacs????

(spell)

I lie next her in the bed,
She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed,
Never mind the fact that she's dead,
It turns me on. It turns me on.

Sure, She's a little cold to the touch,
But that doesn't bother me much,
Because the embalment's such,
A lovely job. A lovely job.

She's a month dead and she's starting to smell,
But if loving a corpse is a sin...
I'll See you in hell.

And now, I've got her propped up in a chair,
She's losing her skin and her hair,
And I'm wishing she wouldn't stare,
so much at me. So much at me.

Yeah, rigamortis has taken it's toll,
And her body is as stiff as pole,
But I'll never put her back in the hole,
I dug her from. I dug her from.

She's a month dead and she's starting to smell,
But if loving a corpse is a sin...
I'll See you in hell.

[M-Ten]

I lie next her in the bed,
She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed,
Never mind the fact that she's dead,
It turns me on. It turns me on.

Sure, She's a little cold to the touch,
But that doesn't bother me much,
Because the embalment's such,
A lovely job. A lovely job.

She's a month dead and she's starting to smell,
But if loving a corpse is a sin...
I'll See you in hell.

And now, I've got her propped up in a chair,
She's losing her skin and her hair,
And I'm wishing she wouldn't stare,
so much at me. So much at me.

Yeah, rigamortis has taken it's toll,
And her body is as stiff as pole,
But I'll never put her back in the hole,
I dug her from. I dug her from.

She's a month dead and she's starting to smell,
But if loving a corpse is a sin...
I'll See you in hell.

Lol? Wtf dude haha

[Spaz]

Lol? Wtf dude haha

do a youtube of stephen lynch... a month dead...

[rapter34]

this is one verse of a drinking song i know called yo-ho.

"I dig her up every now and than
yo-ho yo-ho
I dig her up every now and than
yo-ho yo-ho
I dig her up every now and than
I fucked her once, I'll fuck her agin
Sick it in sick out quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho"

[Spaz]

this is one verse of a drinking song i know called yo-ho.

"I dig her up every now and than
yo-ho yo-ho
I dig her up every now and than
yo-ho yo-ho
I dig her up every now and than
I fucked her once, I'll fuck her agin
Sick it in sick out quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho"

i fucked her standing...
i fucked her laying...
if she had wings...
i'd fuck her flying...
but now she's gone...
but not forgotten...
so i dug her up...
and fucked her rotten...

*wipes tear of happy joy from corner of eye*

[third_shift|studios]

where the hell did the US Gov. get all this money from??

The government began sending payments April 28. So far, about 85.2 million payments totaling $70.78 billion have been distributed. IRS officials estimate 124 million payments totaling $100 billion will be made this year. Those eligible are getting as much as $600 apiece -- or $1,200 for married couples filing jointly -- plus $300 for each eligible child under 17.

[grouch0jr]

where the hell did the US Gov. get all this money from??

The government began sending payments April 28. So far, about 85.2 million payments totaling $70.78 billion have been distributed. IRS officials estimate 124 million payments totaling $100 billion will be made this year. Those eligible are getting as much as $600 apiece -- or $1,200 for married couples filing jointly -- plus $300 for each eligible child under 17.

im guessing my pay check...

[M-Ten]

where the hell did the US Gov. get all this money from??

The government began sending payments April 28. So far, about 85.2 million payments totaling $70.78 billion have been distributed. IRS officials estimate 124 million payments totaling $100 billion will be made this year. Those eligible are getting as much as $600 apiece -- or $1,200 for married couples filing jointly -- plus $300 for each eligible child under 17.

Dude.. no. We're doing dead sex poems.

[rapter34]

where the hell did the US Gov. get all this money from??

The government began sending payments April 28. So far, about 85.2 million payments totaling $70.78 billion have been distributed. IRS officials estimate 124 million payments totaling $100 billion will be made this year. Those eligible are getting as much as $600 apiece -- or $1,200 for married couples filing jointly -- plus $300 for each eligible child under 17.

God when your dealing with finacials on a national scale the money is more throretical than anything. I mean trillion dollar debts. and hell they can give out that kind of money because they make the money.

[third_shift|studios]

God when your dealing with finacials on a national scale the money is more throretical than anything. I mean trillion dollar debts. and hell they can give out that kind of money because they make the money.

lol...i always thought that.

Gov: "we're in debt"

US: "but, you MANUFACTURE the money!"

[rapter34]

lol...i always thought that.

Gov: "we're in debt"

US: "but, you MANUFACTURE the money!"

now make a joke about having sex with dead people or GTFO

[grouch0jr]

now make a joke about having sex with dead people or GTFO

how about dead baby jokes, i know a few of those.

[third_shift|studios]

now make a joke about having sex with dead people or GTFO

paper.

[third_shift|studios]

how about dead baby jokes, i know a few of those.

oh, my favorit